Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

you could put a condom on your tongue.

WMMC! PMSL!

i am sorry, i'll do a lot. i'll give almost anything a try... but licking an anus really turns me off, as a prospect. really really. i could scrub it first but id be thinking 'eurgh, gross!' all the while and thats not much of a turn on.
but hey, im speaking froma 'cold' pov. get me hot enough and i'll do most anything i suppose... but id need to be reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaalllllly hot to want to lick anybodys arsehole !

I'm crying laughing here! I haven't eaten solid food in 14 months and the dog food smwlls appetising, but I wouldn't go so far as arse-licking!

PMSL @ whomovedmychocolate - I have just spluttered a mouthful of lager all over the keyboard!

Oddsock - I found that giving DH a bottle of Barolo, bending over the bed, and yelling "I want you to f**k me really hard, NOW!" did the trick - and we weren't even trying! Sorry if TMI! But on this thread it seems I can maybe pull it off.....

OMG and now @ Cadelaide =- that is sooooo funny!

Struggle with clingfilm for packed lunches , let alone anal action KerryMum!!

God, men fart so much, even if he'd cleaned himself just imagine if he had an attack of the wind while you were down there! Mmmm...tasty!

YANBU.

Padboz - I'd rather lick a chicken thigh than DH's bumhole actually

Where did the chocolate eclair bit come from????

Never mind clingfilm, a roll of foil wouldn't get me near dp's hole...ewwwww.

Just realised that this is not an AIBU thread! But still, YANBU!

KerryMum, I salute your candour. And am impressed by your willingness to experiment.

(but am still wretching!)

in all seriousness I presume first and foremost he just finds that bit of his body a turn on. Get some baby oil and do some massage - you may never need to go further. Wear rubber gloves

PMSL Cadelaide!

No no no no no no!!

DH suffers from IBS.