Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

oh god this is a fab thread, has really brightened up my day

and i am happy to recieve but NO way will i do it in return, but there are plenty of 'toys' on the market that will do the job just as well

come on oddsock we def need an update

Just a quickie (ahem!!) before fireworks....well, had drunk a lot and went upstairs armed with babywipes, clingfilm,(and sick bowl ).... the bugger was asleep!!!!!!!!

Was an anticlimax after all your .. erm, encouragement! This is v bizarre, can you imagine in RL being egged on to go and lick your husband's bum!!

But....may dip my toe in the waters of anal stimulation (so to speak!!) this weekend. If drunk. Very drunk!!

By the way - black hole and 'shat got your tongue' - very very funny!!

ohhhh what an anticlimax! (as it were)

oh well, this thread seriously cheered a few peoples days up

Sorry to disappoint!

No opinion(!!) but gets my vote for a classic....

Definite classic!

You could ask MNHQ but they may not be arsed.
Oddsock, please do come back for further hillarity encouragement this wknd if needed.

oh my god
how did I miss this

I wonder why nobody recommended a butt plug....

But wouldn't that sort of deficate defeat the purpose?

Well, nothing would come out while playing with clingfilm....

Unless it popped like an unleashed champagne cork.

Well as someone mentioned earlier in the thread that would definately create a backlash/backdaraft effec!

Effect! Although perhaps Irish Frudian slip.
arf

Freudian! Jesus!

ouuh! Mhamai, these must have been very stirring thoughts, to make your spelling go apeshit.

Shit stirring?
God my mind is well and truly in the utter tonight although I partly blame you for going on about your beautiful fanjoe!

Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gutter! feckin ell!

Well, You dont really know how to take compliments when you lay with your legs up in stirrups with a young feisty gyneacologina poking about...

"Young feisty gyneacologina" lmao
Aw quin your a ticket!

that wasnt meant to be a raised eyebrow... lol

Now I'm fudded because it worked for me.

Fuddled, Christ what's wrong with me?

Oh, lets say it was a raised eyebrow and a coy wink. Like this: