Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

I immediately thought of this thread when I saw a lorry today here in Nigeria offering a "Sewage Dislodging Service". Quite frankly, the mind boggles.

sylvie, are you for real ?

Yes, it is Scary, but real.

A worrying trend.

SylvieSprings: Oh get over yourself. No one is asking you to do it, and there is no obligation on anyone to do anything sexually that they don't like. But anal stimulation is popular with quite a lot of people, and as long as it's done safely (ie don't put things up there that don't have a wide base ie proper buttplugs and anal vibrators) with the consent of all concerned, there's nothing wrong with it at all.
ANd it has nothing to do with recreational drug use, that's a seperate issue.

sylvie, anal stimulation is not a trend

people have been doing it as part of a healthy sexual relationship for centuries because they like it

sometimes it is taken to the extreme and that is not healthy, and as usual those incidents are in the minority

you sound very uptight, and I would suggest if it bothers you that much that you give threads such as these a wide berth.

I have never laughed so much - what a brilliant thread!! Well, my experience...i have never licked my dh's arsehole (thought make me feels quite unwell) but i do regularly 'play' with his bottom!! It took 8 years for him to ask me to finger him and he loves it, i'm not quite so keen to have it returned although we have tried anal. I guess if he was totally scrubbed and i was totally drunk then i might do but not as an every time type of thing!!

Agree winegoddess-its my dh's little treat after or in the bath! I find it too tickly myself but my tongue or finger playing with his hoop send him into orbit!

for the person who was wondering about how to practically get your dh into position....

try this

I found this on another thread tonight !!!

so bloody funny

and oddsock, where the fuck are you

didya didya didya didya???

Sylvie - thanks for those links, i had a barney with my DP tonight but those have cheered me up enough to let it ride. LMAO at the concrete people really are that desperate.

I saw a program once where a guy put a Gerbera up his urethra, thought it would be romantic surprise for his GF - he forgot about the spikes on the stem - lmao, silly fucker.

I suspect sylvie was being funny - has anyone looked at those links - hysterical

where is oddsock? You don't think she has dissappeared into a black hole do you?

omg exasperatedmummy, I read your post as he put a gerbil up his urethra!! I was thinking howwww lol

"You don't think she has dissappeared into a black hole do you?"

snigger snigger

fnar fnar

I'm a bit worried as tomorrow as I am due to go out with my gay friend (and his boss) and i know that i should not mention this subject, but I know I will drink too much (free) wine and about midnight (when i've missed the last bus) the subject IS going to come up!

lick and anus is 2 words that should not go together .......end of

The prostate is essentially the male g-spot. Which explains why men enjoy a little anal attention. Oddsock, go for it, but if you can't face licking, then why not venture putting a finger up. About two inches in you'll find a little bumpy protusion, his g-spot. If you gently massage it with your finger, he'll thank you forever. Recommend lubrication for this though.

Oh i havent laughed like this for such a long time so thank you everyone for giving me an excellent start to my day!

I think oddsock said she had had a drink when she did her original post, maybe in the cold light of sobriety she has been overcome with modesty, and yes, very very funny thread.

I reckon oddsocks is too busy bleaching out her mouth to update us.

Hussy!

OddddddSooooooooooock

where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

My dogs don't even lick each others arse. They smell it but don't frigging lick it!