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Has your husband ever asked you to...

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oddsock · 03/11/2008 20:35

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

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oddsock · 03/11/2008 23:10

Will update you tomorrow on anal action -

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oddsock · 03/11/2008 23:10

Will update you tomorrow on anal action -

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PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 23:10

Night ladies - I hate to miss anything - but sleep. I have been entertained and educated! Should i nip over to Netdads and tell them what's going down before i go to bed? That could add an "interesting" twist to the discussion! Naaaa - sod em. Spect they're busy discussing how to keep small children quiet whilst they're on world of warcraft or something.

whomovedmychocolate · 03/11/2008 23:10

Ooh she came twice there by mistake, it must be good

KerryMum · 03/11/2008 23:11

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Mhamai · 03/11/2008 23:11

YAY oddsock! and thank you soooooooo much for this thread, don't think I've laughed as much on an MN thread in a long long time!

Ah kerry, cheers mate.

PortoTreasonandPlot · 03/11/2008 23:11

Oddsock - just fuck his brains out - best way to make babies!

oddsock · 03/11/2008 23:11

Actually, am already bottling out - he poos from there.... !

Am a proud prude, think I'll name change!!!

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whomovedmychocolate · 03/11/2008 23:12

It's just occurred to me that oddjob may well have had this conversation much earlier, ie over dinner .

"Pass the salt darling and would you mind licking my arsehole later if you aren't too busy?"

Zahrah · 03/11/2008 23:13

Oh and I echo whomovedmychocolates comment above. You have made me all happy and have opened more bottles of lager than I should of tonight.

Cheers and enjoy the rest of your evening!

oddsock · 03/11/2008 23:14

When he asks me to pass the HP with a twinkle in his eye is when I startto worry...!

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MotherFlippin · 03/11/2008 23:15

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Mhamai · 03/11/2008 23:15

Oh jesus I just know the next time rimming is on the menue I'm going to pmsl.......................not literally tho...............I hope!

Zahrah · 03/11/2008 23:15

Just do it!

QuintessentialGunpowderPlot · 03/11/2008 23:16

ODDSOCKS - USE THE CHOCOLATE ECLAIR!!! You know you have it in you girl!

oddsock · 03/11/2008 23:17

QGP - surely if I do it right he should have it in him??!

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Mhamai · 03/11/2008 23:17

FGS Motheflippin, talk about lowering the tone of the thread!

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Zahrah · 03/11/2008 23:23

Bloody hell - now I am off to take a mouthfull of ovex. And, there I was happy eating raw Thai chillies as a natural remedy.

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Zahrah · 03/11/2008 23:41

I happen to like eating chillies - the hotter the better - mind you, the OH is not as daring as me when it comes to anything very hot. So I guess I am OK but never thought about him...I will ask next time and let you all know the outcome..

Zahrah · 03/11/2008 23:43

Although I am sure he would have said something by now but then again he could be suffering in silence! (oh if only you could see the smile on my face now.)

solidgoldbrass · 03/11/2008 23:54

NONONO - rimming after eating chillies BAAAAD! Think what happened the last time you were chopping chillies and didn't wash your hands before visiting the powder room.

spookycharlotte121 · 03/11/2008 23:59

I so wanna know if she goes through with it or not. Have been reading this and laughing all night. Just do it so you can come back and tell us!!!