Has your husband ever asked you to...

[oddsock]

lick his anus?

Mine has recently requested this - am perturbed, he has never expressed an interest before. We have been having a difficulttime recently, don't want to appear dismisive yet... it'sjust a bit eurgh for me! Am not sure if I am being precious or if HIBU????!

Advice would be great...

Er he never asked I just did. [blush

Havent read the whole thread, but could you face licking your finger and rubbing as a compromise?

I think it's safe to say BitOfFun that that angle has been *more than covered!

Hehehehe, will go back and check!

PMSL!

What a fastidious bunch some of you are.

I am suddenlt viewing myself in a whole new light

< awaits update >

Oddsock - Just get a cat and make sure you put catnip in his pants.

So Oddsock? We are all intrigued now!

Yes. We need an update.

Or did he blast off and sling you into orbit?

I hope not...

Solidgold are you actually saying that chilli doesn lose its bite even when going through the internal channels?

(never mind taking your contact lenses off after chopping chillis....)

Oh god we're not onto figging now are we? I can't leave you lot alone for five minues without you falling into further depravity!

QGL maybe I misunderstood - I thought she was going to chomp on some raw chillies and then get licking, which would have been a bit startling. However, think of how your teatowel-holder feels some mornings after a good curry/super hot chilli....

why are men so obsessed with bumholes

Because they talk through their arses most of the time.

Solidgold, I think I misunderstood.
I can understand how that feels.

It must be like tigerbalm.

Solidgold, I think I misunderstood.
I can understand how that feels.

It must be like tigerbalm.

I only found this today

You lot are feckin funny

And we need to hear from oddsock

Oddsock you're so quiet today....shat got your tongue?

ROFL at Zahrah

You should always take a friend with you when exploring any hole in case you get stuck. According to the arse potholers association!

ICK. Couldn't.

hahahahaha
I have done it to him, afetr cleaning hin squeaky clean, of course. I like it done to me, it's mind blowing. As is a back ride, come to think, we havent had time for any much sex since our baby arrived (and she is nearly two!!!) ...leave a lone those tingling aberrations.
It is sooo not on being a student and a mum, always sooo tired.

Try it hun, pour whiskey or strawberry lime on it, and lick away...he will worship you.

Hasn't Oddsock come back since last night?? OMG - do you think a search party is necessary? Who's volunteering?

What a perverse idea! Would he be suggesting shelving objects up next? Or snorting cocaine to get a high just prior?

Oddsock - so sorry for you!

Be strong and firm with your NO for an answer.