There We Are Then - part 5. Dickswinging with a cocktail sausage continues 🤣

[mummy917]

Follow on from the last thread xx

I didn’t acknowledge his question, it has nothing to do with him. He left quickly after that 🤣

Perfect! 👌

Ha op this is brilliant just before his twatoo as well his mind will be racing. Good for you not discussing your private life with him. I hope he is playing nice with the times and days.

Omg Just looked at the Savage x Fenty site - he must have been spitting feathers when he left?! Delivery driver couldn't have timed it better 😄 😆 🤣 xxx

I googled too - lol. PM me if you want a bulk lube delivery timed to arrive for the next handover. He so deserves it.

He'll be sat at home looking up savage fenty and be absolutely irked. 😆😆😇😅

Ooooh thanks OP, your latest update has made my day! I bet he can’t think of anything else, the poor lamb

I wish I cared what he thinks of it, but it is none of his business now. I funnily enough never ever had the confidence to even entertain anything from a website like that when we were together.

Good for you OP this made me chuckle….but it also made me wonder, if you weren’t indulging in nice lingerie from there while you were together - how come he is so familiar with the packaging?? 🤔

The item 👌
The timing 👌
The delivery man handing it to him (this is what you could have had) 👌
You ignoring his question 👌
Him leaving pronto 😆
What a result!

It is perfection isn't it chefs kiss

The packaging says Savage X Fenty on the front and underneath it says lingerie by Rihanna 🤣 it was pretty obvious hahaha.

I mean another woman could be wearing similar for him, but then he’d not give a shit about me buying some in that case 🤷‍♀️

Do you have something to tell us? Interesting purchases 😂

Ah well that explains it! Even better 🤣

I am saying nothing at the moment 🤐🤣

I've just found the thread!
is it my imagination or did we all eons ago discuss things like big bouquets etd arriving at the door when Twatoo was dropping off or picking up... and it was abandoned because it might look too forced.
But there's no way an off chance delivery could have been so perfectly timed, or the delivery man handing it directly to him. 😂
Also, you blithly ignoring his question.
Hope things are going well @mummy917, sounds like you've had some well deserved enjoyable evenings out with friends.

I didn’t even know it existed before your post op I bet they have had a lot of people (us) looking them up. Ha I love it.

We did discuss all things like that and the timing is actually so funny 🤣

They have some gorgeous stuff on their website, I’ll definitely be ordering more!

I think the timing is perfect. I feel that a short time ago you’d have been rushing to explain it away. They talk about people finding their voice but @mummy917 you’ve found your silence and that can be so powerful!

Oh the delivery has made my day! Also had to Google but you know, @mummy917 , buying beautiful items that reflect your new confidence going into your post-married life is wonderful. I traded my little tiny engine car for a sports car with throaty roar engine when my husband left me! His face was a picture when he spotted it...
Now if there might be someone who may admire said beautiful items, well that would be lovely x

Ooh. Fantastic. Haha. Twat face is such a loser in so many ways. I’ve a feeling you’re bloody gorgeous in real life.

I wish I could but I have massive knockers and a tiny back size at a 28GG/H really hard to get nice bras for me 😭

Ahhh that’s such a shame! I’m not sure what size Savage x Fenty goes up to cup wise. @Dancingintherain09

Ahhh thank you, that’s lovely! @BeKhakiReaderThere may be someone I have a purely physical interest in but it’s complicated.

Hey Op as long as it’s not your twattoo. They go up to a g cup but not sure if there very supportive 😂

I’d rather be celibate forever than go back there 🤣