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MicroWilly (TMI alert)

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MrsWay · 13/03/2008 22:19

Sorry for the name change.

I have been with my partner around 3 months, last weekend my children were at their dad's and so I slept over at DPs house.

We'd never slept together before. Anyway to cut a long story short, it turns out DP has a bit of a microwilly.

I'm not usually mean about these things but I find it really off putting. It was never going to end in marriage anyway but I'm not sure I can carry on with it.

He's quite chubby so I suppose that could have been a contributing factor but its his attitude too. We were laying there messing around and then he said "sorry about that..." and I didn't know what he was on about so I said "about what?" so he "thrusted" into my leg and said "that!" ? still didnt know what he was on about but it turned out he was apologising for having an erection and it was all downhill from there really. He kept pushing my hand down to masturbate him and there just wasn't enough "room" on it to move up and down. But then I've only ever been with one other man so is this normal?? I just found it all very wierd.

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Youcannotbeserious · 13/03/2008 22:24

Oh god... it's so off putting, isn't it!

I went out with a chap once (for like 5 minutes) who just literally DID NOT have a willy.... It really was that small....

Sorry I'm not more help - I've only been with two other guys and they were both 'normal' / well endowed....

I'm sorry, I couldn't get past it. He was also quite chubby, and quite short... and bald but what actually made me do a runner was his attitude - he really thought he was gods gift to women... If only I'd had the bottle to tell him

Actually, from what I hear, he still DOES think he is fantastic!
Actually, does that sound like him? Maybe YOU are dating him now?????

lackaDAISYcal · 13/03/2008 22:30

oh you poor thing. An ex of mine was similarly not very well endowed (but he was tall and thin so not the same chap ) and it was a very frustrating few months for me, even though he was aware of his...erm.....limitations and did all he could to make up for it!

PaulaYatesBiggestFan · 13/03/2008 22:32

are yoou sure it wasn't his pinky?

havalina · 13/03/2008 22:32

I had an experience with a bloke like this, I put my hand down there and he said "you won't find anything" which was a bit . It did really put me off obviously, even though his did grow to about 2" when erect. (Wishing I'd namechanged), mostly after the fact I just felt sorry for the poor bloke, as I wouldn't have a relationship with someone like that, don't think many women would.

He was really sweet too, must have had such a hang up about it.

ara · 13/03/2008 22:35

tee hee poor bloke !!

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 22:37

Mrs Way as in Gerard? (totally off topic! sorry!)

beaniesteve · 13/03/2008 22:39

being chibby is not a contributing factor [drin]

My friend left her ex, with whom she had a house, because of his small willy.

DrNortherner · 13/03/2008 22:39

Dump him pronto.

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MrsWay · 13/03/2008 22:40

Yes Disenchanted, as in Gerard

I bet he doesn't have a microwilly...

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Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 22:41

I couldn't cope with it, sorry, it sounds horrid.

Youcannotbeserious · 13/03/2008 22:41

I'm not sure what's worse....

Apologising for the lack of, er.... manhood or not realising in the first place????

Jenkeywoo · 13/03/2008 22:42

I had a friend who I fancied for months and months - one night I finally got my chances with him and discovered a microwilly - the size of a small pritt stick. Not just short but thin as well. I didn't lust after him any more.

motherinferior · 13/03/2008 22:42

If you like him, work out your sexual options.

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 22:42

I'm with you on that one Mrs Way, hes lovely!

Bloody hell, I would have a go at finding out!

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MrsWay · 13/03/2008 22:43

Funny thing is, its quite fat so it actually resembles an acorn.

Its a shame really because with a bit of length it would be fine but there is just nothing there, its like a lump of fat.

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PaulaYatesBiggestFan · 13/03/2008 22:44

thin is irreparable imo

i am with dr northerner

bananaknickers · 13/03/2008 22:44

Next time my dc are doing glueing Iwill be smirking

bananaknickers · 13/03/2008 22:45

If it's like an acorn, what size are his concers?

Youcannotbeserious · 13/03/2008 22:45

But, seriously, what IS he like as a person? Maybe you CAN get past it....

PaulaYatesBiggestFan · 13/03/2008 22:46

for conkers read pips

Youcannotbeserious · 13/03/2008 22:47

And what Bananaknickers said!

Disenchanted · 13/03/2008 22:47

I dont think you CAN get past it!!

I mean can you really say you will be sexually satisfied with this man for however long the relationship lasts? I know theres 'other things' couples can do other than penetration but sometimes a girl just needs a good rodgering!

bananaknickers · 13/03/2008 22:48

Conkers even

DrNortherner · 13/03/2008 22:48

at lump of fat.

Sorry, but you need to desire your man at least, you want to want his schlong and you will never want it, that is clear.

The end is nigh I feel.

Youcannotbeserious · 13/03/2008 22:48

Yeah... I think you are right, Disenchanted...

I couldn't do it....
Time to move on!!