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Help me figure out his job.. lighthearted !

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2cubed · 01/04/2023 16:12

I'm chatting to a man on line.

In a sea of sleaze and creeps , he has been Interesting , witty and comes across as clever.
We'll chat again later but in the meantime I'm trying to figure out what he does for work! Lightheartedly !

He is very cagey about his work but Has said, in context, that he is well used to 'nasty people' all the time in his work, he works at weekends, his bio says professional and has a masters degree. His bio also says that he's happy to share photos but not on the actual dating app, due to his job.

His job can be very busy , very quickly or very quiet.

He's recently moved from one major city to another for this job and is waiting for an apartment to be ready. The apartment is in a very expensive area of that city , in a city where there is a huge scarcity of any rented accomodation and he is staying in a hotel for the last few months.

His job also involves night work.
Any ideas?

OP posts:
Horsedoglover59 · 02/04/2023 14:25

I really what to know what the man does now! I think lorry driver or undercover police - I'm hoping he' not just married!!

SophiaSW1 · 02/04/2023 14:51

Any one who actually works for security services etc is not cagey about their job. They just say outright they work for NatWest or somewhere else bland.. the cagey ones are the bullshitters.

Cabdiraxman · 02/04/2023 17:53

Bus driver or MI5 undercover doing covert surveillance.

2cubed · 02/04/2023 18:04

Well he hasn't been back so I can only presume at this stage that he won't be but if he does I'll be straight on here!

The last I heard was a good night text on Friday night saying he'd be incintact tomorrow ' hopefully' as he would be working .
That was yesterday

OP posts:
Feuillemille23 · 02/04/2023 18:12

The name's Bond, Basildon Bond....if he was REALLY Mi5 or whatever, he'd almost certainly just tell you he was a civil servant, probably in the most boring department possible (DWP or HMRC) in the early stages...and if he was CID or similar he'd probably have just told you he was an ordinary copper or security worker who works shifts. So, sorry, but it's most probable he's married, or works IN a hotel (busier over Easter) OR both.

Dontbelieveaword · 02/04/2023 18:16

2cubed · 02/04/2023 18:04

Well he hasn't been back so I can only presume at this stage that he won't be but if he does I'll be straight on here!

The last I heard was a good night text on Friday night saying he'd be incintact tomorrow ' hopefully' as he would be working .
That was yesterday

I'm gutted (more for me than you, tbh).
Only kidding(ish)
I'll keep this on my watched thread list just in case though...

2cubed · 02/04/2023 18:21

I'm gutted too... I really wanted to know 😂🤣

OP posts:
Cherryana · 03/04/2023 21:12

Aw sorry op.

Onlylonelyontheinside · 03/04/2023 21:34

Got to be this guy..

Coulditreallybe · 15/04/2023 13:09

Sorry @2cubed !

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