Dating thread 216 ... spooky fun in cuffing season

[BelladiMamma]

Hi everyone

Can someone else please copy and paste the rules as my screenshot is crap 💩

I agree @SpringlikeBunk if it doesn’t click and there’s no flow and feels like hard work then I’d scrub it off.

@Isitreallyme177 there is definitely good ones out there 💗

I also hate rudeness and arrogance it really does make a person seem quite pathetic.

@Onesmallstep67

Caner - definitionis one who regularly overindulges in drinking or drug taking ?

Oh okay, a piss head

@JustAnother0ldMan

🤦‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ There is no person with grey hair doing a face palm !

I expect they think you're old enough to know better!

@VanGoghsDog that genuinely made me snort my tea!

@VanGoghsDog
trust me, that’s not the case !

@SpringlikeBunk, I literally can’t watch and listen to Jürgen on Bakeoff without imagining he is actually Mr Hedgehog 😂

@Onesmallstep67

oh give over I've watched a clip now, you've made me laugh and I can't get that image out of my head!

Nice looking cakes on that programme GBBO though I don't watch it.

"Luxurious, creamy, boozy mouthfuls..."

If we get this London thread jaunt going next Feb I want a cake and tea and museum stop one day!

C’om team Giuseppe!

@SpringlikeBunk, I’m on a bit of a delay with it. Mr Hedgehog has just said ‘ I am having trouble cooling the tart down’ - I’m playing innuendo bingo at your expense 😂💕

[quote Onesmallstep67]**@SpringlikeBunk, I literally can’t watch and listen to Jürgen on Bakeoff without imagining he is actually Mr Hedgehog 😂[/quote]
If Mr Hedgehog can bake cakes as well as Jürgen, I think i would date him..

I forgot bake off was on tonight, I found every season of Baywatch on IMdb to watch. I feel like a teenager again.

@BelladiMamma ah right. As long as you are eyes wide open then enjoy!

See number of texts is a bit of a red herring, you could be having a convo and hit 20 quite easily. The main thing is that you are happy with whatever the number is. For me it's different for my 2 irons.

@JustAnother0ldMan easy to make that mistake on Teams and also my fear messaging multiple men that I'm going to mention the wrong thing to the wrong person!

@TobyEsterhase yuck

I have to join the chorus of disapproval regarding Ms DD Gorgeous. Sounds like a nasty piece of work. Therefore ugly.

Accidentally ended up getting into a texting session with MrHedgehog who fired off a few chatty questions about where I was going, ended up promising to keep him posted, so my aim to be MysteriousElusiveBunk has failed Didn't mention the Jurgen analogy

@SpringlikeBunk

Accidentally ended up getting into a texting session with MrHedgehog who fired off a few chatty questions about where I was going, ended up promising to keep him posted, so my aim to be MysteriousElusiveBunk has failed Didn't mention the Jurgen analogy

You could send him black and white photos to continue the allure of elusive bunk?

@SpringlikeBunk

Accidentally ended up getting into a texting session with MrHedgehog who fired off a few chatty questions about where I was going, ended up promising to keep him posted, so my aim to be MysteriousElusiveBunk has failed Didn't mention the Jurgen analogy

And by the way, you think THAT'S BAD. MR ACTOR WANTS TO READ ONE OF MY SHORT STORIES THAT WAS SHORTLISTED FOR A THING.

Am now rocking quietly in a corner of the room and am contemplating ghosting him instead of sending him my words.

Oh god maybe this means he doesn't fancy me after all and is moving me into possible work contact zone?

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

@BelladiMamma

Hahhaha, like one of those Instagram subtle photos of feet or my backside or something but done all arty and B and W.

@BelladiMamma

and BREATHE..... it's a request, think about it, respond, that's it

[quote SpringlikeBunk]@BelladiMamma

Hahhaha, like one of those Instagram subtle photos of feet or my backside or something but done all arty and B and W.[/quote]
Yes, maybe a suggestive ribbon thing next to your foot. Or a flower.

🤣🤣🤣

[quote SpringlikeBunk]@BelladiMamma

and BREATHE..... it's a request, think about it, respond, that's it [/quote]
Nah I'm just going to bin him off so I don't have to be vulnerable and naked and ... oh wait, hang on ....

YUP I CARE MORE ABOUT HIM READING MY STUFF THAN JUMPING INTO BED WITH HIM

My priorities are totes sorted aren't they 🤣🤣🤣

It is odd though @BelladiMamma how it's easier sometimes to have physical closeness than actual vulnerability/intimacy. One step at a time! Look forward to hearing about your creative work at our London pissup trip

@SpringlikeBunk

It is odd though *@BelladiMamma* how it's easier sometimes to have physical closeness than actual vulnerability/intimacy. One step at a time! Look forward to hearing about your creative work at our London pissup trip

That's me all over ... I always try to be myself and authentic so irons aren't getting a filtered for dating version of me, but there are some things you don't want to give up / give away unless you know it's going to be treated with great care. And for me, that 'thing' isn't sex, it's the other stuff ...!

Anyway it's ok. It's all cool.

But yeah maybe this means I'm being friend zoned 🤣 by writing ✍🏼 📖

@SpringlikeBunk

"Luxurious, creamy, boozy mouthfuls..."

If we get this London thread jaunt going next Feb I want a cake and tea and museum stop one day!

@SpringlikeBunk yes yes yes