What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

Or try the urban dictionary online for alternatives. Now thats an eye-opener.

@LunaNorth 😂😂 I set that up for you 😂😘

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From a Mills & Boon read a million years ago but has been seared on my memory . A 'Rigid arc of masculinity'

@catsareme14

From a Mills & Boon read a million years ago but has been seared on my memory . A 'Rigid arc of masculinity'

I am a 44 yr old woman but this post has proven that I retain the mind and outlook of a sniggering teenage boy.

I’m in utter hysterics here 😂😂😂

I can’t even list my favourites any more - there’s too many. Absolutely dying 😂😂😂😂

I call it area 51 and does one of my daughters.
If I'm correct, Area 51 us a secret no-go area in the US where the Army or Special Forces have their weapons trials...or something like that. Google or Alexa will tell you.
I don't mind 'fanny'

i thought adults just used penis, vagina and genitals since that's what's mature.

Just looked on Google. It's a high classified area for USAF training etc. Sometimes called HOMEY AIRPORT or GROOM LAKE as it's by both of those places in the Nevada desert.
Now...now about the OP telling her new man to land his Piper (tiny plane) or Jumbo jet (a bit bigger) at Homey Airport and she will talk him down.

Only if she has a 'landing strip'...😂

minge and willy.

Rigid arc? Not sure a crescent-shaped cock appeals.

@gjhkdfs sounds fun. "Come here and lick my genitals."

We tell the cat to stop licking her chuff...

Anyone said Beaver?

Listen to: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
By Bloodhound Gang

You'll learn many nany names lol

How about him planting a few seeds in your garden?

We both tend to say " your whatsit"!

Fwff and cock or dick in this house.
For the kids it’s Minnie and winky.

Penis and Vagina make me cringe🙈🙈

I'm partial to 'tufted lady grotto'.

From Upstart Crow -

"No other tufted Lady Grotto than thine hath given good shelter to the stranger in the purple helm, that doth enter upstanding strong but departs a limp and drunken weakling."

If only Shakespeare had been like that in school!

Nadgers!

Beared oyster ?

Also in the cock/cunt camp..
Pussy is porno Americanism, Fanny is pure Alan Partridge 🤣

Cock and Fanny. Fanny is unpopular on this thread but it’s used seemingly universally amongst my peer group (middle-aged northerners) 🤔

Otters pocket? Wizards sleeve?

Purple headed custard chucker?