What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

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Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

This is wonderful hahaha. I'm in my late twenties and I still don't know what to suggest?? It all makes me cringe! Also, I was sending naughty messages via text to someone years ago and it was all going well until he used the word "knickers" and that just felt very unsexy!!

Minky & Winky is what we call them

I remember from reading a paperback novel years ago that the hero got out his 'purple bludgeon'.

I had an ex who called his Mr Wilkes.

I learned more about periods from Judy Blume than I did from my own mother.

Definitely love the word cock. Nothing beats it. Quite like pussy too and occasionally cunt when getting down and very dirty.

@VinylDetective As in Emmerdale, woolpack? Amos and Mr Wilkes

I just remembered that my XH used to refer to our parts as ‘Jonathan and Jennifer’ and day that they had ‘a Freeway between them.’

Yes, as in Hart To Hart.

Note the ‘ex’.

Say*

In the late 1908s I knew someone who worked in schools on HIV prevention.

To ensure that the classes could cope for some of the lesson, his approach was to ask children what they termed them. So the giggling could be got out of the way at the beginning.

He could have done with some of the phrases here.

@AuntieJoyce

“Bits” -both sexes

He remarked that the cat was washing her twinkie the other day.

I’m now using Twinkie just to entertain myself. Not worn thin yet

Awww. Twinkle! That's very cute. 😀

[quote Oldbagface]@VinylDetective As in Emmerdale, woolpack? Amos and Mr Wilkes [/quote]
No idea, I was too busy sniggering. Then I discovered Mr Wilkes was pretty indiscriminate and he left my life. I didn’t miss him much.

Fanny and Dick..... straight out of an Enid Blyton novel. 😂😂😂😂

Pudenda

Minge was used a lot by my ex. How delightful. “I really want to lick your minge”

Classy.

@Littleelffriend

When I was in police college the class divided into three groups and we had to come up with as many words as we could for vagina, penis and sex.

That takes me back to my school days. We had a paedophile teacher who made us do similar. Write them on the chalkboard. I’d be very unhappy if I was asked to do this as an adult. That’s off topic I realise!

Cock works just fine for men but women need a new good word. Pussy is dreadful and vagina too clinical.

For Mumsnet users, is "Fanjo" not The Word? Or maybe that was so year before last.

If I need to refer to them its just penis, balls and ass, I don’t really refer to them when we’re doing anything sexual I’ll just ask him to fuck me/say I want him inside me. He sometimes does, but I find even mild dirty talk really awkward so its rare that he does.

Things is, who needs to refer to body parts? There's nothing quite like a husky "I want you so much"...

I can highly recommend "The Big Book of Filth." I think it's out of print now but it can be purchased, second hand, on Amazon for £3.267.

It's basically filled to the brim of synonyms for filthy parts/ acts. So, if you just happen to be stuck for a word for nipple..... simply whip out this helpful book, which happens to be small, despite its title. It's very amusing if you just happen to have a filthy sense of humour and quite shocking if you're pretty straight laced. 😳

Oops a daisy..... that should be £3.27.

Chuff.

DS came home from his y6 sex Ed talk. Made the mistake of asking him if he learned anything new. He informed me that forever more he would call a penis a bacon torpedo.

He has since forgotten. I never will.

I often drive past a road sign for a place called 'Hampole'.

Always makes me snigger like a twelve year old.

I don't have a problem with pussy.

@NeedToKnow101

I don't have a problem with pussy.

Not does my DH

Nor*