What's the appropriate terminology for your "nether regions" in a new middle aged relationship?

[pipandpoppy]

Just that really! Have me a new man and when he used the word "fanny", I felt a bit queasy! Equally, "willy" sounds ridiculous at our age!!

@DressingGownofDoom same here I was listening to this guy I had been seeing telling me about his new lady friend who sexts him but is dyslexic so she said she couldn't wait for him to 'come in her month'

Thing and inside/down there.

I think we're a bit repressed!

@macaroniinapot the highlight of the thread 😂😂😂

I've just realised that DP & I have never used words. Think I might try some of those mentioned, although not sure it'll result in any action She did just ask me what I've been pissing myself laughing about for the past half-hour, to link, or not to link....

@polkadotpjs

Cock works just fine for men but women need a new good word. Pussy is dreadful and vagina too clinical. Jilly cooper must have one

"Spongy whirlpool" is one that stuck in my head. Unfortunately.

CRYING with laughter at this thread 😂
Has to go into Classics, surely?

Here, the Travelling Salesman visits The Orangery.

Not really

The Travelling Salesman visits The Orangery is straight out of the Mary Whitehouse Book of Seduction!

@draughtycatflap

My husband’s cock is Throbbing Aragorn when fully erect and Gollum when flaccid.

My precious... 😋

If you’re joking, you just made my week

If you’re not joking, you just made my year 😂😂😂

This thread is awesome 😂 has anyone mentioned ‘engorged turgid member’ yet? 😉

Recently seen on those debatable fiction samples on Facebook ‘my core’...

Must be an age thing, we are the same vintage and use the same words, as long as he gets the job done I've never thought about what he'd christen it. Cunt would be a turn off though.

@LunaNorth

‘Would you like to take your trouser-otter for a walk in my lady-garden?’

I've had a really weird day and this has been the icing on the cake - am (not even exaggerating) snorting with laughter into my cuppa 😂 thank you OP and @LunaNorth!

OP - In my current mood I'd cry laughing at anything he called it, more normally I'm on the side of cock/cunt or possibly foof if you're feeling coy?

My now-ex referred it as my fanny during sex, it was horrible

I managed to persuade him to use cunt instead but he always said it very precisely, over emphasising the ttt sound at the end - cunT - which made me cringe just as much. He wasn't cut out for sex talk.

Very surprised there is no love for 'minge' on this thread.

This thread is brightening my insomnia-filled night.

I was going to suggest Ralph but see someone has beaten me too it. 🤣

[quote Willowmartha1]@DressingGownofDoom same here I was listening to this guy I had been seeing telling me about his new lady friend who sexts him but is dyslexic so she said she couldn't wait for him to 'come in her month' [/quote]
😂😂😂

My ex had a name for his, a proper name and for the life of me I can’t remember the bloody thing.

I’ve used every name under the sun over the years apart from the C word which I despise and won’t say or even type which makes me feel a rather inferior MNer at times

I do like a bit of sex talk though. More so when pissed.

TMI but DP actually sometimes refers to my bits (I'm very coy) as my snail (sliming away kind of thing)

@marmitedoughnut

Very surprised there is no love for 'minge' on this thread.

I say minge to amuse myself cos it's makes my hubby cringe

Slight aside but I couldn't help thinking of a friend, a pensioner, who fairly recently got into social media, but has yet to get to grips with pms, who merrily(hic) proclaimed to the world (including her various adult kids and many GC) "X (DH) - get theesen home I need a good seeing to".

I actually rather like fanny (brings back memories of good old Fanny Craddock).

But I might just die at the sheer fun of throbbing aragorn and gollum.

I had a one night stand the the next day he messaged me to tell me that I have a lovely cookie.

I didn't quite know how to reply to that (I am not all that great at accepting compliments generally so that one floored me, but it is great knowing this info )
So i replied that i really did enjoy his bad boy.

I was not even that long ago so I should be very ashamed really.

bwahahaha

I remember an episode of naked attraction where the guy kept referring to the girls 'fannies' made me cringe !!

Highlighta, did you say "your flapjack ain't so bad, either, kind sir "

@highlighta 🤣🤣🤣

Pissflaps and Spam Javelin.