Masturbation (shhhh). Does everyone do it?

[FunAndFrolics]

I have to ask. I am interested. I always thought everyone did it (I do).
I have been with dh for 10 years and am still not convinced he does. It is the only topic that we have never discussed. I am sure (ok, I know) that he doesn't think I do!
Does he?
Do you?
(It was a PART of my previous relationship, but with dh it has never 'cropped up')

"playing Bobble on his Blackberry"

Now I thought I'd heard a few euphamisms for the act, but that's a new one to me

eh?

But he really was Bobbling, I saw him

But....

Five knuckle shuffle

... cor thought would be able to think of loads.

Hand Shandy

Choking the Chicken

Spanking the monkey

lol, I know DH does it! at least he does when he's away, (whispers, apparently they last longer when they come back if they have been doing that??? - I have no idea personally) and I do have one or two little BOB's for when he's away, but they don't normally visit me thou.

Madame Palm and her five daughters

betty and sweaty, the palm sisters.

sorry. every fibre of my being tells me I should stay well away from the 'relationships' area... but i just can't when I see threads titles like this!

can i have a rummage in your gadget bag huggy?

And for the ladies.........

it was in a film can't remember which one

' Don't you double click your mouse? '

love it love it love it

infact far more enthusiastic about the phrase than the actual activity

lou33 used that term about a month ago in a thread and I thought it was quite good... something to do with men playing with themselves.

It was American Pie. The 'band camp girl' or her mate

was in reference to men sitting there fondling themsleves while watching tv, and how it would be looked upon if we sat there doing it as well .

excellent memory daddycool

i would be chatting to you on msn but you wont reply

do any of you ever worry that maybe the really really personal threads like this one, are started by some dirty old man getting his kicks by watching women discuss masturbation etc ? I don't know anything about funandfrolics, and I'm not suggesting she's a troll. I'm all for people discussing what they want, but aren't some topics just a bit too personal ? Are we one step away from discussing "what noise your husband make when he ejaculates" (desperate housewives) and would people post on that as well or would we have reached our limit ?? Not having a go at anyone who has posted, not trying to stir things up, am just genuinely curious as to whether you ever worry about who posts these threads and why, and whether any topic is off bounds.

doesnt really bother me as i am unlikely to bump into anyone who may be perving in. Even if they know the village i live in they are highly unlikely to find me. I don't discuss anything i wouldn't talk about down the pub tbh.

Me too, Lou. If anyone gets their kicks out of reading my posts re flickin' me bean, then good luck to 'em. I couldn't give a tinkers toss, TBH. FWIW, I think that people perving around on here are probably a little bit sad as there are plenty of free to perv sites available with interactive perv chatrooms. Perving on a parenting site strikes me as lame.

As long as no one is wanking over the posts about cross-stitch, then I don't mind.

snigger

morningpaper!

Don't care.