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Masturbation (shhhh). Does everyone do it?

243 replies

FunAndFrolics · 30/09/2004 22:06

I have to ask. I am interested. I always thought everyone did it (I do).
I have been with dh for 10 years and am still not convinced he does. It is the only topic that we have never discussed. I am sure (ok, I know) that he doesn't think I do!
Does he?
Do you?
(It was a PART of my previous relationship, but with dh it has never 'cropped up')

OP posts:
YetAnotherAcronym · 16/03/2009 11:19

There's a good chapter in "Hot Sex" by Tracey Cox about Masturbation - why you should, how to get better at it, and how to do it with and to your partner. Recommended.

SerendipitousHarlot · 16/03/2009 11:37

Get a rabbit! You'll never look back

serajen · 16/03/2009 12:01

Unfortunately, not with a partner at the moment, am so open minded about everything, don't understand why I'm blocked in this area!

stockinglover · 27/02/2017 14:34

every man masterbates that i know of my friends etc its an open topic in pubs work , and i assume every woman does too, its a natural thing to do to relieve stress tension.

AnyFucker · 27/02/2017 14:36

What were you googling to find this old thread ?

BastardBernie · 27/02/2017 14:54

AnyFucker Grin
I'd love to know too - do share!

Roanoke · 27/02/2017 17:32

I do.

I am baffled that my husband doesn't. Swear to God! Nearly two decades together and he either literally doesn't, or he has the energy to pretend he doesn't for all this time. Which seems a bit sad and pointless, lying about it. It's like pretending you don't shit, isn't it?

So yeah, gotta say, it's actually a bit of weirdness in the relationship. That he either does but feels he can't confess it, not even the merest hint nor wink nor joke, or he actually doesn't. Which would make him in the minority and I feel sad that he doesn't because, well, it's fun.

Roanoke · 27/02/2017 17:32

Oh, fucking zombies, and there was me pouring my wanking heart out.

NoFuckingRoomOnMyBroom · 27/02/2017 18:04

Fucking hell, what's with the influx of zombie threads at the minute? This is maybe the 5th I've come across in the last 2 days, need to start looking at OP dates... Hmm

AnyFucker · 27/02/2017 18:26

Always about sex/wanking too

Funny, that Hmm

wherearemymarbles · 27/02/2017 19:18

I saw the date.... we were barely married!!

Cant HQ automatically lock a thread after say 6 months and then only the OP can unlock it.

Would certainly deal with the Zombie threads!

BastardBernie · 27/02/2017 19:24

2017 wanking thread anyone? Does need updating doesn't it Grin

AnyFucker · 27/02/2017 19:27

Come on all you wankers !

Wingsofdesire · 27/02/2017 19:52

Do we all brush our teeth every day?

Same answer.

(I brush my teeth a lot. I like my dentist.)

BastardBernie · 27/02/2017 19:55

Christ, I joined in 2011 - things used to get a bit graphic around here didn't they!
Saucy Wink

OnHold · 27/02/2017 19:59

Some blasts from the past on this thread.

SomewhereNow · 27/02/2017 19:59

I read a few pages but didn't realise it was a zombie thread till someone mentioned using a Blackberry Grin

Clnz4fun · 27/02/2017 20:25

somewhere I didn't click at blackberry but I did when someone mentioned MSN. That died off long ago!Grin

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