Masturbation (shhhh). Does everyone do it?

[FunAndFrolics]

I have to ask. I am interested. I always thought everyone did it (I do).
I have been with dh for 10 years and am still not convinced he does. It is the only topic that we have never discussed. I am sure (ok, I know) that he doesn't think I do!
Does he?
Do you?
(It was a PART of my previous relationship, but with dh it has never 'cropped up')

mummylove - believe it! I say again, it was a big part of my previous relationship, but with dh it is not something (no idea why) that we have never talked about. Never.
OMG don't get me wrong - we do it to each other, but the concept of doing it to ourselves has never come into the equation. Or never been discussed. I think that is odd.
I so want to talk about with him, but I am worried that I will shock him...... see BH... I am worried about something... I want to talk about it with you Mums..... I need a bit of advice.....I am not a troll!!!

Why dont you do this >>>

ahem... the next time you both engage in some hot foreplay and you are "doing" each other, take his hand and put it on his willy, cover his hand with yours and make him do it, see he reaction... i bet he will be delighted and excited....

if its a good reaction either carry on and after ask him if he enjoyed that and he will most probably say yes, then you could fit in very quickly, i liked it too - he probably needs your exceptance to be comfortable with it, if he doesnt ask you if you do, wait until the next time and this time when you move his hand tohis willy, put your hand over his hand on your "ahem" can i say it? oh ok - VAGINA! and control his hand - see his reaction, he might move his hand... play it by ear but you have to do it and you have to find me after on here and tell me what happened!!!!!!!!!!!

oh no - have i scared you off?

This is definately for the PTA coffee morning!!

last post was at mmm 11.28 pm guess that means you're all in bed doing it

Funandfrolics are you around today?

i don't think "all men do it" is entirely fair, all men HAVE done it, but it sort of implies that whenever we have a spare moment, say while we're waiting for the kettle to boil....

I can't believe you don't know if dp does it!

My dh does it with me there, I love watching him, it helps to get me really excited. If he wakes in the night and wants sex, but I'm really tired, he does it then. And we have spent time apart because of work, but discuss the fact that we masturbated to ease the lonliness (which makes the getting back together GRRRRReat).

BTW, Not a troll, just know too many mumsnetters in real life to say this using my usual MN name.

Mind you, I wouldn't want him shutting himself in the bathroom for a quick w*nk, while I dealt with kids/housework and stuff on an average day (knew a girl whose dh did that on a regular basis. He said it helped him cope with the stress of family life!)

Mummylove...How does he get his ear in your ahem! Vagina...you said play it by ear ????
Is this a new position not in my book?

pmsl bunglie

Anyone remember sitting on a spin-dryer to keep it jumping across the floor???

Not me!

I just wondered if anyone would admit to this???

I would try it out, but unfortunately my machines are under the kitchen surfaces. Knew there was a reason for non fitted kitchens.

Oh Lou!

What?!

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There is a vibrator thread buzzing around somewhere though.

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me too

hello there!

rabbit? - who said rabbit?

my friend invested in one after her split from long term boyfriend, it must be good because she was single for a long time...

i dont own any sex toys but i would def like some

There was a bowel movement thread?

Tsk tsk.