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Masturbation (shhhh). Does everyone do it?

243 replies

FunAndFrolics · 30/09/2004 22:06

I have to ask. I am interested. I always thought everyone did it (I do).
I have been with dh for 10 years and am still not convinced he does. It is the only topic that we have never discussed. I am sure (ok, I know) that he doesn't think I do!
Does he?
Do you?
(It was a PART of my previous relationship, but with dh it has never 'cropped up')

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romantick · 24/01/2005 21:48

cant believe this thred lol

piffle · 24/01/2005 21:49

I typed out a message going into detail, went to press post and found I simply could not share it
I do have a limit

lockets · 24/01/2005 21:50

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SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 21:51

Is it true?? Too much can make you go blind?? >

lou33 · 24/01/2005 21:55

i would lol but i can't read what you are posting

SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 21:57

sorry who posted that one? >>

SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 21:57

dakjfdk lkjdfkjf;ffd

nutcracker · 24/01/2005 21:58

PMSL @ you lot

piffle · 24/01/2005 21:58

dh does not do porn at all and I know he's not lying!

velcrobott · 24/01/2005 21:59

Interesting.... we too don't talk about it.,... heard DH do it once years ago but aven't heard him since, I do it regularely but to my knowledge he doesn't know.... weird !

lou33 · 24/01/2005 21:59

who turned the light out. Lucky i can touch type

lockets · 24/01/2005 22:00

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SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 22:00

PMSL Lou!!!!!

SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 22:01

Yeeeecch Velcrobott - heard him doing it. Reaches for chuck bucket!!!

jabberwocky · 24/01/2005 22:01

Who has the time anymore? It's either that or MN...

jabberwocky · 24/01/2005 22:02
Wink
jessicasmummy · 24/01/2005 22:03

Dh actually asks my permission if he is at home and wants to have a bit of one to one time with his "friend"... makes me die! We do to each other as a lead up to sex, i dont pleasure myself alone... just doesnt feel the same! I know he does when he is away... but he's in the army, so understandable!

lou33 · 24/01/2005 22:03

we can multitask cant we?

if i heard dh knocking one off i would peep through the door and watch , maybe take over if he was v lucky

if i could see him that is, seeing as i have temporarily lost my sight

SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 22:03

Next time someone aplogises for bad typos as they are holding their baby and typing with one hand - I'm not sure if I'll believe them!!!!

SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 22:04

PMSL JessicaM @ "time with friend". OMG

jessicasmummy · 24/01/2005 22:05

bless him huh!

lou33 · 24/01/2005 22:05

well they might be holding some sort of baby

SPARKLER1 · 24/01/2005 22:06

Lou!!!!!!!!!!

lou33 · 24/01/2005 22:06

what?

jessicasmummy · 24/01/2005 22:08

harmless fun!!!!