Dating Thread 137 – Sausage Party at the SUC

[Kinunir]

Dating Thread 137 – Sausage Party at the SUC

Dating thread rules:

1. The first rule about the dating thread is you don't talk about it with people you're dating.
2. Develop a thick skin.
3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
5. Trust your gut instinct.
6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
7. You are the prize - they should be trying to impress you.
8. If it's not fun, stop.
9. Loo update is mandatory.

10. Do unto others as you would have them do to you.

And a reminder - you don't know them until you know them!

I got the 1000th post. Have never managed that!

Love rule 10!

Come here Daffo, you get a special gold star, a certificate and a kiss from anyone you choose on the thread.

Lost track on the last thread, checking in as well and truly single!

daffo

Sorry kin I got in there first.

hi dancemom by way of an update, we have pretty much all either decided to take a break for the summer, or be total sluts.

Come and join us in the Sluts United Club if you like.

@RunsforCake14
Have you given badoo a go? I've got 5 dates lined up now and they're all from there! Chatting to loads of guys on there too. Chatted to a couple on tinder but I got bored of them, OkCupid seems to be full of people who really aren't my type although I haven't given it a proper go yet - I only joined to view that weird profile someone shared on here the other day! POF I got bombarded by morons so I closed my account on there however that was a while ago, I'm in a different frame of mind now!

Maybe a break is a good idea though, no point wasting time stressing over men they're really not worth it! Apart from kin obviously.....

Great thread title.

Daffo we're about the same age and I think age plays a big part. And yes, I'm near a city but it is quite small (and village like!)

I find it takes ages and you have nothing for yonks then like buses they appear
I've never even had the buses. I had over 300 likes on Tinder gold and they translated in 2 terrible dates. The first I actually liked but he blocked me. The second I accepted just to get over the first one.

The only men that seem to like me are a lot older, very overweight, rough looking (not in a good way) and have nothing in common with me.

Good luck to everyone. Thanks for all your advice. I may come back but I doubt it. I'm too busy enjoying my life to worry about why men don't like me.

Awwww, thanks washy.... what are you after?

runs I don't think men don't like you. You are totally likeable and wonderful. Have been on these threads long enough to know that! Just the men you are bumping into on these apps are not right for you that's all..please don't take it personally. You are great fun and you've obviously only got a load of twats near you at the moment xx

Come visit me in London for a weekend if you ever get a chance x

Come visit me in London for a weekend if you ever get a chance

I'd say the same but I'd get crucified under rule #10.

Oh... hang on...

I suspect we've all noticed the stealth removal of the old rule 10 kin

I wonder why nobody has mentioned it....

And here we are again - another new thread!! Thanks Kin

Must have quite a few of us in the SUC now. Think we should have a Suc meet.... ooo err

If nothing else OLD is teaching me some new words - today I have learnt the word Pansexual. Last week it was Sapiophile.

Had the strangest conversation last night who was into Dom/Sub big time - decided this morning to activate the delete button.

Oh Runs don't despair, as someone wise on here told me yesterday - 'its a numbers game' and my numbers diminish very quickly. It's not personal and don't take it personally.

Loving rule 10 btw

runs I totally agree with daffo

Move to London or at least put that as your location if it's not too far! I'm inundated with hot sexy young men and it's purely due to the massive pool available in that location. Certainly not my profile or picture.

And you mustn't hang your self esteem on strangers. Do something that makes you feel good, and get back on it when you are ready, if you want to.

Oooh can we have a SUC meet up?! Maybe we could all go speed dating together!

Kin I'm after one thing only! That balding Head and micropenis sold it for me

runs I agree with dutch it really is a numbers game. There are some people out there who'd love to date you, you've just not met them yet.

Hmmmm, how long will this thread go. And will 50% if the posts be from kin again?!

Think we should have a Suc meet.... ooo err

I'm always up for it, so to speak. Everyone come to London where the online dating is plenty and the fish are not only young but positively wriggling too.

And will 50% if the posts be from kin again?!

I like the look of my own text, I admit it. Happy to hop away for a while if I'm being boring though?

My Tinder account has gone all wierd. All working fine last night. Today blank screen with the logo flashing on and off. Any ideas and has anyone else had problems?

kin you are never boring on this thread, but I think you know that

Can you imagine a meet up of the thread? kin would be in his element, surrounded by his harem....

kin You are NOT boring. You've made me laugh out loud on more than one occasion lately.

Awww, thanks Tom, you're so sweet saying that and I just had to pop out and get you these as a present.

(Actually, I bought them for myself but they're way too big and keep falling off, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right?)

kin That's not even a stock image is it? That looks like a kitchen counter!!

lol

Yeah, it's my kitchen counter - I'm unpacking my shopping delivery!

Kin no no you're never boring! I've dribbled tea down my chin on more than one occasion laughing at your input. Don't leave