Dating Thread 136 - Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love?

[ValMc1]

Dating thread rules:

1. The first rule about the dating thread is you don't talk about it with people you're dating.
2. Develop a thick skin.
3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
5. Trust your gut instinct.
6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
7. You are the prize - they should be trying to impress you.
8. If it's not fun, stop.
9. Loo update is mandatory.

10. No dating the thread

And a reminder - you don't know them until you know them!

Omg at the rimming! Would put me off my cornflakes if I got that unprompted

I get a lot, and I mean a lot, of either Dom or submissive chat. I'm not into that but one guy was so pushing him being submissive that for a few days I did totally engage in being dominant with him and telling him I was going to smack his bum hard for being naughty. Came surprisingly easily to me though it doesn't turn me on at all. Being a parent we spend our lives telling someone off lol

Lol Deffo - just snorted at the thought of all the OLD mums threatening to smack those SM bums hard for being naughty!

Daffo I rarely come across male Subs, most seem to be Dom’s which isn’t my thing. Why is it so hard to find someone that’s normal and just wants a nice relationship and good sex?

Hi mum @Margo

Watched a programme last week which featured a dominatrix (it was a 3 part series on porn and this one was called working from home) - she was so down to earth but some of the things she did to her subs were just ouch, ouch, ouch. I'm amazed they allowed themselves to be filmed - fuzzy heads and voices can still be recognized. She got some amazing presents from her subs though.

Perhaps we need to suggest it on all the 'What work can I do from home' threads Val! Bet it's quite lucrative . I suspect I would take a perverse pleasure out of thrashing the backside off some of the men I've been out with.

£150 p/h + Daffo

(My friend told me).

you lot are hysterical! Especially the 'telling off' coming easy. I have managed a team of staff as well as being a parent, and it's true, you end up being a bit of a 'mum' to them sometimes. I suspect that's why the young men keep liking me on OLD.

For all those curious about sub/dom in a professional environment www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3298846-Dominatrix-AMA

Back on Bumble - same old same old. Have matched with a few but don’t feel that excited by any.

Thinking of going back to FWB for the Summer and giving OLD a rest.

OMFG

I have just had my first dick pic.

tbf I kind of asked for it

Sorry Bendy, it was nothing personal, I just spammed that pic to everyone via PM

Daff Well the other workers from home were a guy who won an award for his blog and films on fisting - another ouch! It was an interesting programme although the one about working on the streets was very sad. It was very explicit - lots of dangly dicks lol

Then stop googling images of BBCs kin

And if it wasn't personal, I'd rather not have it!

This thread has taken an interesting turn today!

It's only sexy if you've already sat on it I think has to be my favourite quote. Thanks Bendy

I'm still chatting to some 30 somethings. Nice chats but none have suggested meeting.
And my date with Mr Insecure is still on tonight. I'll report back as I think this will be interesting.

runs the younger men in particular seem to want the woman to take charge. Only Freud knows why.

Ask THEM out!!

Really Bendy?? I never knew that.
I was worried they'd ask my age and then run away.

I'm child free this weekend so I might have a look at my list and see who I should ask.
90% of my likes are in their 30s. I find that bizarre but great for my confidence

A friend was telling me about a professional female Dom who made a fortune, she rarely had sex with her clients, just bossed them around and spanked them. Maybe I’m in the wrong career? 😂

Bendy congratulations on the dick pic. I’m thinking of making a collage on my bedroom wall of all the dick pics I have received 🤣 though I’m not sure I really want it on my bedroom wall. Maybe I could just send it to anyone that threatens to send me a dick pic?

Maybe we could start a website up? I'd be up for spanking blokes for cash 😆

One guy this week sent me an essay of all the things he was going to do to me followed by a picture of his dick, then asked me how impressed I was 🤦🏼‍♀️

I told him it looked a bit like a rounders bat and I've never considered shoving one of those up there so I'd have to politely decline

🙄🙄

Excellent Val, what channel was it on?

wishy rounders bat?

Send him my way. I was always a dab hand at wielding a bat and catching balls at school.

lovemusic lol at collage. Since I only have one it would look like a shrine. I could always light some candles around it and put it on my profile: Do you think that would attract a certain type....?

Bendy I asked a 36yr old for a date. He said yes!

runs good for you!!

we aren't in the 1950s any more. Strong independent women have to go out and grab what we want with both hands.

@BendyLikeBeckham

Yeah tbf it was pretty massive but I refuse to impressed by a dick pic!

And the email that preceded it was cheesier than the contents of Wallace and Gromits fridge