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Dating Thread 136 - Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love?

999 replies

ValMc1 · 06/07/2018 12:58

Dating thread rules:

  1. The first rule about the dating thread is you don't talk about it with people you're dating.
  2. Develop a thick skin.
  3. Do not invest emotionally too soon.
  4. It's all BS until it actually happens.
  5. Trust your gut instinct.
  6. People vanishing, lying & being generally weird is not your fault.
  7. You are the prize - they should be trying to impress you.
  8. If it's not fun, stop.
  9. Loo update is mandatory.
10. No dating the thread

And a reminder - you don't know them until you know them!

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Kinunir · 12/07/2018 14:29

I'm beginning to feel really insecure about the tweezers in my pics now Envy

Kinunir · 12/07/2018 14:33

Go runs, hopefully that's all the encouragement you need to keep on asking...

Lovemusic33 · 12/07/2018 14:45

Laughing so much at rounders bat and starting a spanking business. Bendy loving the idea of a cock shrine Grin

My phone is quiet today, no more cock photos or messages, I bet they will all come through later whilst I’m out with Mr Campervan, I might have to switch my phone off.

wishywashy6 · 12/07/2018 14:53

Haha @Lovemusic33

Enjoy mr campervan but might be best to switch your phone off so you're not distracted by them all Wink

BendyLikeBeckham · 12/07/2018 14:56

I use my phone for work. Have had to ensure my WhatsApp settings do NOT display push notifications with message preview!

That would be very awkward indeed in meetings!

BendyLikeBeckham · 12/07/2018 15:02

This picture was just too good not to share

wishywashy6 · 12/07/2018 15:05

@BendyLikeBeckham 😂😂😂 what even is that?!

BendyLikeBeckham · 12/07/2018 15:07

an artisanal glass blowing workshop

BendyLikeBeckham · 12/07/2018 15:09

All I did was Google images of giant tweezers. To stroke kin's ego after all the cock talk Grin

Not that I suspect he needs it

Kinunir · 12/07/2018 15:16

Me, huffing and puffy at your insinuation that I am in any way bigheaded Shock

Dating Thread 136 - Can Anybody Find Me Somebody to Love?
DaffoDeffo · 12/07/2018 15:18

Omg bloke 3 is back after his one syllable phone conversation the other night after the football which I have (kindly and by channelling Sir Gareth Southgate himself) put down to him being pissed.

He's sad and is wondering what's going to lift his spirits. If that's a come on line it's possibly the worst one I have ever had. Am tempted to send him one of Kin's clit sweets to suck on to see if it cheers him up.

Kinunir · 12/07/2018 15:19

Sucking on a clit is definitely underrated Daffo Blush

HalfDutchGirl · 12/07/2018 15:19

Val I saw that series on porn too - wah! I'm no prude at all but the first one with the couple making porn films was at bit OMG!! And that guy 'escort' was so not nice!

The 34 year old I'm messaging sends me nearly dick pics which I have to say are very very nice!!! Hmmm, a nice bit of torso with a towel draped - almost artistic!!

I've got a guy who's really into Dom and Sub stuff, I keep telling him I'm not into that but he's obviously not listening because keeps sending me stuff - I haven't blocked him because I find it very amusing!!

Been talking to Mr Coach and things were going great and hoping for a meet up next week but then this morning he's started calling me darling and tells me he's been thinking and dreaming of me - roll eyes!!

Am still being very good and playing it very cool with Mr Local who I DTD last week, desperate to meet up again but really hanging back as he's got of stuff he's dealing with at the mo.

My good friend, who I believe has just signed up to MN at my suggestion got the most horrifying weirdo text I've ever seen in my life last night OMFG, it's enough to put anyone off OLD for life. I'll ask her if I can put it on here - it's scary there are people like that out there!!

HalfDutchGirl · 12/07/2018 15:20

Wah Kin you're a babe, I love someone with a lot of head!

Kinunir · 12/07/2018 15:21

You want some half? Wink

HalfDutchGirl · 12/07/2018 15:21

Bendy yes, a cock shrine, we can send you all our dick pics and you can make a tasteful collage!

HalfDutchGirl · 12/07/2018 15:22

Kin think my neighbours can now hear me laughing!!!

Kinunir · 12/07/2018 15:23

I. Must. Behave.

HalfDutchGirl · 12/07/2018 15:23

cheesier than the contents of Wallace and Gromits fridge hahaha!

BendyLikeBeckham · 12/07/2018 15:24

daffo I just had my first coffee spitting episode on MN at "kin's clit sweets" Grin

BendyLikeBeckham · 12/07/2018 15:41

WTF is going on today???????

2nd dick pic. From someone else. Was a shock!

And it was manky

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ValMc1 · 12/07/2018 15:43

Daffo It was Channel 5 The Sex Business. The wanna be porn star couple were funny - bless - he couldn't perform very well! Bless.

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BendyLikeBeckham · 12/07/2018 15:52

I didn't know that on Badoo, you can send a picture and it disappears like on Snapchat. So, second penis was merely a flash in the pan. thank goodness

HalfDutchGirl · 12/07/2018 15:54

Bendy A manky dick pick - eeewwww!

Oh hell, that moment when you're messaging someone on Bumble because you're bored and he's 50 miles away and then realise he's been out driving and actually only lives 4 miles down the road! Bollocks! That'll teach me!

Kinunir · 12/07/2018 15:56

What a day! It's been so hot and I've been so bored. Hay ho, had a chant on Bumble which was a bit meh but passed the time. Only 50 miles to home...