He used me for sex :-( feel so sad

[Confused2015xxx]

A man persued my for years .
Charming and I was really attracted to him .
We text all the time and got on well .
Two weeks ago he came to mine and we had some drinks .We got on so well and really clicked .
I was just finishing my period and wasn't planning on having sex but he convinced me .
Anyway since he's hardly gave me the time of day .
He sent me a few messages but doesn't seem bothered about having a convo with me .
He told me he he loved me and stupidly I believed him .
We have known each other years .
I text Him 4 hours ago and no reply .
What did I do wrong ?
I feel really sad :-(
I'm not normally this stupid and niaeve but I hand on heart thought it was genuine .

I imagine the egg just ambling around doing her nails like a stereotypical secretary then ultimately accepting her death with grace and perhaps some relief...

I clearly have some very very strange and offensive ideas about men and women.

Let us know how it goes

Also "fucking wanker" when finding themselves spread on the bed/sock/pants etc

And "shit!" After anal...

Oh sperm, you little guys are so funny!

And then all the sperm lying in a rubber bag on the carpet going "Oh man THIS wasn't what the brochure promised! They said there'd be white water rafting and bungee jumping. Fuck this. "

Imagine being wanked into a wanksock and finding all the dead dried spunks of previous wanks? It would be like something out of Indiana Jones.

Ha ha ha ha! Sperm seem to be somewhere in between football supporters and middle managers on a team building weekend...

Just popped back in - things have taken a surreal turn here!

wank sock

"Let the heathens waste them in the crusty wanksock..."

wanksock and cocklodger are the two worst words I have ever had the misfortune to hear. Never heard either bofore MN.

Wanksock has long been in my lexicon, but cocklodger is something I've picked up on Mumsnet, I'm proud to say.

Yeah cocklodger is not a MNism. Wanksock, wankbadger and penisbeaker are some of the best though!

I'm now imagining all the poor wanksocks who have existed throughout history but never been named until MN stepped in...

They probably came into use once the washing machine was invented... But perhaps not...

I particularly love penisbeaker...

and to add to that, now I discover that 50% of the fruit of my loins are female no wonder the other 50% are always trying to escape. Imagine being locked up with 300 million females

I think if I was male trying to get my cum right up the toe end of the sock would be quite a fun game...

Vikings had socks... I wonder if they had wank socks... "Why's Ragnar always off down the river washing just one of his socks?"

"Wish he'd do some of the other clothes while he's there..."

"Ah no, aslaug, that's just his wanksock"

So yeah... No need to thank me for well and truly rescuing something good from this thread!

You nutter :)

You'd think a wanksock would need special care, and fabric softener. After all it must be terribly rough on the willy after a few crusted emissions.