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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
Blossomhill · 01/09/2006 11:25

I totally agree with you noddy. This is so unnecessary.

expatinscotland · 01/09/2006 11:25

noddy, though, WHY don't you just give these kinds of threads a swerve then?

i mean, you said the same thing on the blow job thread.

twinsetandpearls · 01/09/2006 11:25

I thought this was a thread about being anally retentive, and I was going to say it can be difficult to live with someone who is anal but at least your cupboards are tidy!

Twinkie1 · 01/09/2006 11:26

This is sooo hilarious - haven't laughed this much for ages and ages!!

My bottom is an outy not an inny - and can't think of anything I would like less!!

Toothache's quote sums up my views on it entirely - if you heard DH in the bathroom having a poo you would know why!!

"WHY would I want to put my finger anywhere near a blokes arsehole?????? Its literally full of shit... probably smells.... and is most likely to have dangle-berries attached to the hair around it!!! EEEWWWWWWW!!!!! "

Wonder why gibbing is done with bacon and not chocolate too - surely if you were going to regurgitate something whilst shagging you would choose something yummy??

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 11:27

I was joking on the bj thread if you had read it properly.Get off my case expat am entitled to my opinion Post away Lou you daft thing!You won't upset me at all I just think there is no need to discuss private things so crudely and graphically

CountessDracula · 01/09/2006 11:27

yes I agree

It is pathetic

I was drawn into it by moondog and bubble you can blame them

(it is lighthearted I don't think anyone need be offended we are not suggesting that you gib or felch or indulge in any anal practices)

CountessDracula · 01/09/2006 11:28

twink I think chocolate might melt

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 11:30

Have no problem with anal sex as a concept although it is not my thing really.I just don't think it is a topic to discuss in this way although I'm sure any males who log on are loving it at

moondog · 01/09/2006 11:30

lol at tsap!

twinsetandpearls · 01/09/2006 11:31

Is my confusion as sign that I am middle aged?

moondog · 01/09/2006 11:32

Definitely!

Ulysees · 01/09/2006 11:33

I'm no prude but I think such a topic is best discussed after 9pm IMO, especially as it's still school holidays where I live. Luckily my kids are downstairs but I'm sure if DS1 saw this title he'd be asking what it meant?

Anyway I'm off to do my chores, enjoy your day

beetroot · 01/09/2006 11:34

a watershed on Mumsnet!!?

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 11:36

Well said ulysses I had that problem with the bj thread the other day as it was highlighted on my active convos and at 12 ds would have been fascinated I'm sure!

moondog · 01/09/2006 11:36

Er..nine o'clock where??

Get a grip.It's just a bit of fun.

Holidaymum · 01/09/2006 11:38

You don't have to read this thread if it offends you, and especially if you think kids might be reading. I'm sure most of us reading this at the moment are at work or kid free!

The thread is good natured and fun but has also given out some valuable safety advice for those who wish to try it and are unsure. The thread title should warn anyone off who is offended by such matters! Me I think its great such matters can be discussed.

CountessDracula · 01/09/2006 11:38

omg look at the time

I have a tigger cake to make, a party for 10 4 year olds to organise and pressies to buy

I must away!

Moondog hope your flight is ok and that htey don't rip your back open to check there is no liquid, could be painful!

Ulysees · 01/09/2006 11:39

Get a grip??? If you knew me in RL you'd know I'm one of the most liberated of people.

You enjoy yourself moondog.

I'm entitled to my opinion though.

MatNanPlus · 01/09/2006 11:41

I thought this had gone to bed last night.

Each to there own but it is nice for those who enjoy and horrifying for those who don't.

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 11:41

There is nothing fun about shit on the ceiling

MatNanPlus · 01/09/2006 11:46

NH can't say we have ever had that happen or leakage issues tho deposits tend to be small anyway and a warm feeling after certainly not pain and he ain't a weiner that for sure.

HappyDaddy · 01/09/2006 11:47

Clean it off then.

fattiemumma · 01/09/2006 11:53

But this title could only be highlighted if you have clicked on it.
if your worried your eyes may be watching then don't click.

as i said on the BJ thread....this is MUMSnet and as such we are surely all adults who have had children...to have children you must first have had sex!

im sorry but if you are hapy to discuss sex in general why is it so wrong to mention a Bj or Anal?
OK OK i know CD is a little weird for knowing about socks but c'mon! its sex.

beautifull wonderful sex...without which your darling DS wouldn't be here. if he starts peering over your shoulder tell him to mind his own.

Oh and we were discussing this after 9pm....it was the morning lot that brought it up the page again!

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 12:00

I don't know how many times I have to say I was joking on the BJ thread!But i have said i have no problem with anal sex just found the tone of the thread crude Don't need any more advice or pep talks I am 41 fgs and entitled to my opinion

hunkermunker · 01/09/2006 12:03

at TSAP's "at least your cupboards are tidy!"