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Original poster

Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
MrsFio · 01/09/2006 09:23

I am going to start going to bible studies with noddy

kiskidee · 01/09/2006 09:26

dh's face was a picture when i showed him this thread last night.

mellowma · 01/09/2006 09:28

Message withdrawn

pointydog · 01/09/2006 09:30

god, this thread is funny. Countess, you're wasted on here.

The thing is, even after reading your definitions I still haven't got a scooby what red socking is. Never mind a donkey punch.

mad4simon · 01/09/2006 09:31

The only way to do it without any pain is to have loads of lube and to go really really slowly.

HappyDaddy · 01/09/2006 09:33

It takes long enough to get a woman into bed in the first place, without having to faff about for ages getting lubed and ready and half pissed and all that.

Sorry but worrying about whether i'm going to get shit on myself does nothing for me, I'm afraid.

lilibet · 01/09/2006 09:34

I'm at work and aren't click on those links, don't suppose anyone would be kind enough to fill me in, so to speak?

nailpolish · 01/09/2006 09:37

LOL @ the sweetcorn kernal and changing lanes

and has anyone answered the original question "is anal that bad?"

not that i am that interested really

nailpolish · 01/09/2006 09:38

anyone else ADORE that word "lubed"

pmsl

HappyDaddy · 01/09/2006 09:38

np, why don't you try it and let us know how bad it is/isn't?

nailpolish · 01/09/2006 09:40

the tip of a finger is fine. rather nice actually. thats the limit of my experience im afraid. and a tip of a finger is no comparison to a huge stonker, i suppose, if you think about it

expatinscotland · 01/09/2006 09:56

what a faff! having to lube up, take forever getting 'relaxed' so you can have a 'mini enema'.

could have had at least 2 orgasms the regular way in the meantime.

nailpolish · 01/09/2006 09:58

who apparently benefits the most? the bloke i presume

HappyDaddy · 01/09/2006 10:01

Exactly, expat. So much messing about that I went off the idea completely, we got bored.

nailpolish · 01/09/2006 10:03

well, you dont know til you try. whats for you wont pass you. or sommat.

Holidaymum · 01/09/2006 10:05

Been lurking and laughing at this! Have a friend who loves it more than the regular way. She really enjoys doing poos though as well, maybe thats a way of telling if you will enjoy it or not? Do you like doing really big poos?

HappyDaddy · 01/09/2006 10:17

I like pooing but i don't want someone's dick up my arse!

The thought of having to worry about stuff leaking out of mine or my dw's arse doesn't fill me with fun, either.

HappyDaddy · 01/09/2006 10:18

Holidaymum, does your mate have a chuff like a wizard's sleeve, then?

Holidaymum · 01/09/2006 10:28

Happydaddy! I'm shocked She claims not but then I've not checked and she always uses condoms.

moondog · 01/09/2006 10:52

It's still going strong??

lol lol lol

notasheep · 01/09/2006 10:56

Arses are designed for stuff to come out of NOT to go into

expatinscotland · 01/09/2006 11:09

bbaaaaa! bbbaaaa!

lou33 · 01/09/2006 11:10

i love this thread

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 11:16

I don't think I am prudish and love sex and sensual things BUT I do find this thread tastelss cruse and unnecessary There I've said it everyone can call me uptight that is fine

lou33 · 01/09/2006 11:23

awwww noddy, now i cant post what i was going to post, cos i dont wanna upset you!