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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

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Ulysees · 01/09/2006 12:13

Right I'm back. Left dss playing in the knife drawer. Ds2 is experimenting by sticking a screwdriver in the plug socket and won't listen to reason

Ok I'll admit I was a bit OTT saying the title was shocking. Tbh it was the links I clicked on that got me worked up and that's why I overreacted. I love Bjs and although I've never tried anal I'm sure it's lovely

I was shocked at reading about the donkeypunch or whatever as it upset me. I know such weirdos exist but it's awful to think about. I don't really think we should have a watershed as it'd be impractical, I know some of us can only come on her during the day and couldn't carry on your convos if that were so.

Anyway, back to my baking, sewing and then I'm off to round up all the local kids and take them to a picnic.

Ok, I'm off to meet my mates in the pub whilst kids play and we talk about bjs

fattieCOCKSHITWANKFUCKmumma · 01/09/2006 12:15

i agree the donkey punch was a little much.....Blame CD!

monkeytrousers · 01/09/2006 12:17

I think the stuff you see on porn is painful. Gentle anal massage can be quite nice though.

Ulysees · 01/09/2006 12:17

no it isn't her fault i'm sure she's never tried it

I know so many women who's ex dps/dhs were horrid in bed. One of my mates dhs used to like bruising her between the legs and she would be weeping under the pillow so the kids couldn't hear Luckily she has a gentle dp now who is a good lover but her dh is with a lovely woman who I've known years so can't think what she's putting up with?

SherlockLGJ · 01/09/2006 12:19

FattieMumma

Nice to see you have dragged this dicussion even further into the gutter.

katierocket · 01/09/2006 12:19

That name is offensive and childish.

Ulysees · 01/09/2006 12:20

Right am off to meet the girls in the pub. Just hope I can stop myself educating them....no doubt it'll come up in discussion.

They'll no doubt say they know it all anyway psml

Ulysees · 01/09/2006 12:20

pmsl*

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 12:21

Can I just clarify that I was not sayin there was anyhting wrong with the act itself but the way the conversation went seemed to be veering away from funny/informative towards crude and unnecessary I will now avoid such threads (anyway they can't teach me anything I don't already know)

nailpolish · 01/09/2006 12:22

er, i dont think there was any need for the new name, fattiemumma

themoon66 · 01/09/2006 12:27

That has to be the funniest thread i've read in ages. Has passed a boring morning at work very nicely. Thank you ladies x

Ulysees · 01/09/2006 12:28

Hi noddy, I really must go as kids aren't dressed and I should be at the pub in...ermmm .....3 mins

You were much less militant than me hun...you said such things shouldn't be discussed in this way. It was obvious you weren't being prudish or anything. I just got a shock at some of the stuff I read and it really did make me feel sick. Personally I love talking about sex but some peoples idea of bumfun is a bit weird IMO.

Anyway, I am definitely going or else I may miss something

ssd · 01/09/2006 12:28

why didn't I think of that name change?

lovely ring to it

Ulysees · 01/09/2006 12:29

pah! my italics didn't work Ok should've been there 1 minute ago.

fattiemumma · 01/09/2006 12:35

why was the conversation gutter level?

from what i saw people were discussing the pro's and cons of anal sex. some people pointed out rather unpleasant side effects that can occur following such an act.

surely that is informative to anyone who wishes to partake?

Thenamechange was simply because it was suggested that a watershed should be imposed.....as someone else pointed out, how could you have a watershed when people can have names as ridiculouse as that....expect i forgot to change it before posting again.

childish maybe but i think i made my point.

sansouci · 01/09/2006 12:36

(er, which new name, nailpolish?)

ime, it's awful. It hurts like hell & I will never do it again. I've tried it several times so I know for sure. but that's me.

I do think these threads on so called taboo subjects are useful & informative. I'd never talk about this to RL friends. The main thing about male gay sex that turns me off is the botty-burgling aspect. pmsl about sweetcorn!

sansouci · 01/09/2006 12:37

oh, okay. agree new name is ott. sorry fattiemama.

MrsFio · 01/09/2006 12:50

it is a bit much for a parenting website

and from own personal view I wonder why any woman is so keen to be bum burgled (and brag about it) when it makes you bleed and shit yourself for days

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nailpolish · 01/09/2006 13:00

yes i agree with you sally

sex to me should be affectionate, not violent

themoon66 · 01/09/2006 13:00

Yeuk, yeuk, yeuk and urgh. My ex was always trying to switch lanes when he thought I was pissed and wouldn't notice. It sobered me up in a second.

MrsFio · 01/09/2006 13:01

its when your kids are older though sally and they can read the titles I suppose

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