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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
SparklyGothKat · 31/08/2006 23:40
CountessDracula · 31/08/2006 23:41

well I am up waiting for the transfer deadline at midnight, I think dh is about to take over though...

could we have a list of bizarre sexual deviances pls to keep me entertained?

moondog · 31/08/2006 23:41

'Goodness me,I don't fancy a donkey punch one bit'

Shall be shaking with silent mirth beside dh tonight and pissing him off.

CountessDracula · 31/08/2006 23:42

MOONDOG - BED - NOW!!!

Go on or you will be shagged out

I sincerely hope you are coming to the xmas do btw

and you bubble

moondog · 31/08/2006 23:42

Sparkly,don't come over all coy.
I seem to remember you joining in with great enthusiasm on risque threads in the past.

Now you have a utility room,you're think these things beneath you.
Huh? Huh??

CountessDracula · 31/08/2006 23:43

IF SOMEONE COULD TELL ME NOW WE HAVE GALLAS FOR CASHLEY COLE I WOULD BE SLEEPING SOUNDLY IN MY BED may i just point out

moondog · 31/08/2006 23:43

Yes,I better....
I am so looking forward to that four hour flight from Istanbul to Manchester with my two year old...

G'night.

SparklyGothKat · 31/08/2006 23:43

lol MD, I am just shocked at donkey punch and gibbing!! lol

SparklyGothKat · 31/08/2006 23:45

has made me laugh tho.,....

yoyo · 31/08/2006 23:47

Jollymum - am now going to bed with the giggles. Will DH be just as amused?!!

harpsichordcarrier · 31/08/2006 23:49

Goodness me,I don't fancy a donkey punch one bit
is the funniest thing I have read in agesam desperately trying not to laught otherwise will have to explain to dh why I am laughing

VeniVidiVickiQV · 01/09/2006 00:47

PMSL at donkey punch!

ballderdash · 01/09/2006 01:03

Can u puke it out the other side?

Joolstoo · 01/09/2006 07:53

some of this stuff is so debauched it ain't even funny (imho)

desperateSCOUSEwife · 01/09/2006 07:59

never tried it and dont want to neither

my arsehole is for shitting and that is it

noddyholder · 01/09/2006 08:14

I'm glad I had bible study last night and missed this!

MrsFio · 01/09/2006 08:21

god this has put me off my breakfast

beebie · 01/09/2006 08:57

I've had anal sex on numerous occasions, its ok so long as you're really turned on, hurts your bum for a few days after though and its not nice if you let them cum up your bum, cos it leaks out uncontrollably for a day or so afterwards, which can be embarrassing if you're say standing on a bus full of people, which happened to me.

morningpaper · 01/09/2006 09:02

For some reason I thought this was about anal tearing

I'm obviously still too close in time to my last childbirth experience

And yes, anal tearing really IS that awful

HappyDaddy · 01/09/2006 09:03

Uphill gardening isn't my thing, tried it once or twice and neither of us found it much fun.

Sorry to disappoint you all, ladies. PMSL.

P.S. I didn't expect to see this thread at the top as I munched on my toast (that's not a euphemism!)!

QueenEagle · 01/09/2006 09:10

Agree with whoever said you have to be really, really turned on to do anal, need loads of lube and need to take your time. Don't know why so many poeple are so horrified by this atall!!! Kama I'm with you on this one!!

Yes, straight men like it too, it's a very pleasurable experience if done with due care and attention.

expatinscotland · 01/09/2006 09:11

gag. i was a happy slapper back in the day, but sorry, that's a bit much. can't say i ever even wanted to try that.

guys who tried to pressure me into that sort of thing went kerbside PDQ.

southeastastra · 01/09/2006 09:11

blimey my son can see this blinking thread title as he walks by, how can i explain to a 12 year old??

expatinscotland · 01/09/2006 09:12

'Yes, straight men like it too, it's a very pleasurable experience if done with due care and attention. '

I believe it's called 'pegging'.

Joolstoo · 01/09/2006 09:18

I was referring particularly to CD's links

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