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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/09/2006 23:36

PMSL Bubble. You don't want a forking root legume, so organic out.

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:37

"acccidentally sat on a pepperpot"...rofl...sorry

nooka · 07/09/2006 23:38

Vacuum cleaners seem to be a consistent favourite! And moondog, I would love to put your mind at rest, but just can't think of a way to say it that won't upset someone in the morning!

bubble99 · 07/09/2006 23:40

MD. I hope it wasn't one of the over-sized pepperpots favoured by pizzerias?

If so, doorways must have been difficult to negotiate.

bubble99 · 07/09/2006 23:42

But he could have combined a 'nice sit down' with a twist of pepper on his Four-Seasons.

HarvestMoonPan · 07/09/2006 23:42

Filling spaces - "nature hates a vacuum", esp. at A&E..

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:44

hoover attachments are a handy size..so i beleive

mymama · 08/09/2006 00:07

Have laughed my way through this thread without posting, butt... had a friend in high school who wanted to stay a "virgin" until married so only had anal sex with all of the boys. True story - told me herself.

pennygaff · 08/09/2006 21:31

remind me not to helpfully offer to hoover your house .
Not sure what Kim and Aggie would make of that.

cantstopmyseld · 12/09/2006 14:44

actually really enjoy this form of sex. could just be the fronts lost its electisity

purplenurple · 12/09/2006 14:47

We enjoy it sometimes - especially if I have a vibrator in my vagina at the same time

expatinscotland · 12/09/2006 14:56

now honestly i'm going to hurl.

there really is such a thing as TMI.

Iklboo · 12/09/2006 15:02

Have to agree expat - that's a picture I'm not particularly keen on having in my head!

NomDePlume · 12/09/2006 15:02

Oh brilliant. PMSL @ this thread.... Genius.

Holidaymum · 12/09/2006 15:05

Crikey is this thread still going? onto veg now? Surprised nobody has mentioned figging yetruns away with huge wooden spoon.....

Iklboo · 12/09/2006 15:06

Mentioned what???

Holidaymum · 12/09/2006 15:07
Grin
NomDePlume · 12/09/2006 15:09

never 'eard of it.

lovesex · 12/09/2006 15:09

love anal sex and have done the vibrator thing. whats this about a wooden spoon

Northerner · 12/09/2006 15:09

Weeing myself at this. How did I miss this?

Was at a friends the other day she has a sex book with a whole chapter to anal sex and odly, big toe sex. I had never come accross that before.

NotQuiteCockney · 12/09/2006 15:09

Oh, gah, do people really do that?

expatinscotland · 12/09/2006 15:10

oh, dear.

all the pervies are coming out. must be able to find this on google now.

Holidaymum · 12/09/2006 15:10

Apparantly its to do with carving ginger root into a phallus shape and using that! Goodness knows why but was popular in days gone by

Holidaymum · 12/09/2006 15:11

and hey I'm not a perv! don't even do the bottom thing!

NomDePlume · 12/09/2006 15:11

big toe sex ?

Inserting toes into orifices, I assume ? The point being what exactly ? What if you got scraped by a nail