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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
expatinscotland · 04/09/2006 10:49

Am I the only person cackling like a psycho at this thread ?

bran · 04/09/2006 10:52

Umm, why? Do you think I might have some fascinating insight into this subject?

HUNneyOnToast · 04/09/2006 10:54

you make things sommther i htink

VeniVidiVickiQV · 04/09/2006 10:54

Don't shit stir, bran

SpaceCadet · 04/09/2006 10:56

pmsl....or should that ne smsl..??

bran · 04/09/2006 11:02

If you want to have anal sex, you don't need me to make things smoother, you just need lots of lubricant.

On the other hand, eating loads of my namesake might be a good idea. All that fibre might make the first post-prodding poo a little less eye-watering.

joelallie · 04/09/2006 12:07

LOL at the idea of anal sex being preferable to vaginal sex during a period! It's never bothered DH and I really enjoy it during TOM.

fattiemumma · 04/09/2006 12:14

ok so Beebie may have been rather graphic in her defense of Anal sex but c'mon ladies we have discussed this.....by all means gigge at the act but dont slag of f the willing participant.

if beebie wants to partake in some bum burgling it is her choice and she should not feel ashamed for admiting it here.
thoguh maybe a more refined choice of wording could be encouraged for future revelations hey?

expatinscotland · 04/09/2006 12:15

'Bum burgling'

ARF!

sansouci · 04/09/2006 12:18

laughing like a maniac but sorry, it's all too much for me. (gross-gross-gross!). I'm off.

btw, glad someone thought my horsemeat/anal sex quote worthy of being quote of the week!

Seashells · 04/09/2006 12:19

Well I was put off anal for life after the last thread about it on here, the one with the sweetcorn story that was the most disgusting thing I ever read!

MrsFio · 04/09/2006 12:21

I had a think over the weekend about what I wrote on this thread and feel quite ashamed. i was only joking about the bragging and bum burgling but I have sat and thought about how offensive it was, so i am sorry. I really dont think people who have anal sex are bad [people, i think they are normal, it just isnt for me. So sorry if I offended anyone.

kama · 04/09/2006 12:28

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MrsFio · 04/09/2006 12:31

No kama, you made me think and even though my post was typed in jest it was offensive and I could see that after I looked at it again and re-read it, so sorry again!

beebie · 05/09/2006 10:20

joelallie, I dont choose anal sex instead of vaginal sex during my period right the way through, just on the second day when my period is too heavy ,the rest of my period we have normal sex and put a towel down, just wanted to clear that up.

beebie · 05/09/2006 10:20

Sorry for bumping it again.

ameli · 07/09/2006 22:36

i heard it someone call it shit stabbing, that was when i was about 14...i was totally shocked. to me its a complete violation of my body and a violent act...maybe im just a prude. gay guy at work says its great and feels so erotic..just the thought of it makes me want to puke. sorry for all the peple that enjoy it..but i am fascinated that other people can find it so good thats why im here, oh and the fact that this thread is hilarious...

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 22:38

beebie-did you have to bum-p it again?

moondog · 07/09/2006 22:44

lmao
Beebie,here's the boundary of good taste and you just crossed it.

Jeezuz

NotQuiteCockney · 07/09/2006 22:46

Well, at least she was brave enough to speak up in favour of anal.

But yeah, a few too many details for MN, I think.

littlemissbossy · 07/09/2006 22:47

Beebie we really do not need to know that you "put a towel down" FGS

moondog · 07/09/2006 22:48

Brave or tasteless?
I don't mind what she does but prior to this it was merely amusing,not tasteless.
Even I didn't click on CD's donkey punching.
Goodness me,what did people expect?
An equine altercation at the seaside??

lou33 · 07/09/2006 22:50

LOL@equine altercation!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/09/2006 23:01

God, so what? Leave poor beebie alone. You lot are so up your own arses...

HarvestMoonPan · 07/09/2006 23:08

FFS. You women are obsessed with anal!! 394 (now 395) messages on the subject. And I keep getting told it's blokes who get anal about it...for the curious but nervous, try practicing on your own with a well-lubed parsnip..