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Is anal that awful?

447 replies

multitasker · 31/08/2006 21:05

DH would love to try rear passage, the thought slightly horrifies me - pain etc; Am I missing out on something?

OP posts:
SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:13

umm..maybe not..

VeniVidiVickiQV · 07/09/2006 23:16

Preferably one not grown in stony soil?

bubble99 · 07/09/2006 23:18

And organic, I hope?

HarvestMoonPan · 07/09/2006 23:19

But, with leaves on..

bubble99 · 07/09/2006 23:19

No nasty pesticides in my back-passage, thank you very much.

moondog · 07/09/2006 23:20

A parsnip?? (said in Wildean fashion)
Goodness,despite a somewhat chequered past,I can'trecall ever being intimate with a man whose penis even remotely resembled said legume.

bubble99 · 07/09/2006 23:20

There again, organic veg is often an irregular shape. I think Harvest may be referring to a neatly tapered parsnip?

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:21

it would have to be very neatly tapered

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:22

wouldnt a lubed banana or cucumber be better

moondog · 07/09/2006 23:23

'lubed'
God,that word makes me heave

HarvestMoonPan · 07/09/2006 23:23

Indeed.

bubble99 · 07/09/2006 23:23

But which end enters first, spacey?

Do we go for the 'gently does it' mode of entry?

Or the 'brace yourself' mode?

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:25

oh no, just go for it with the "brace yourself" mode of entry (make sure your local casualty dept is not too far away)

nooka · 07/09/2006 23:25

In between the righteous interludes this has been one of the funniest threads for ages! I used to be of the "how revolting" brigade, but found much to my surprise that I really enjoy anal, probably rather more than dh does in fact. I'm not sure why, but it certainly isn't for any S&M type reasons. If it hurt I wouldn't do it, and the enema type stuff is very minor. This could be because dh has had the snip but I rather doubt it. I think it is a matter of each to their own, and like other positions, it will work for some people but not others.

HarvestMoonPan · 07/09/2006 23:25

No. Parsnip is better designed,I am told...may be tapered better to fit without collapsing a la cucumber AND banana...

moondog · 07/09/2006 23:26

'the enema stuff is very minor'

Oh,that's ok then!!!

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:27

it wont be minor after youve had a banana and a cucumber up yer bum

nooka · 07/09/2006 23:28

On the other hand, when I worked with a radiology rapid reporter (she did shifts in casualty) the amount of "I accidentally sat on this when naked" stories she could tell was amazing! (and some were frequent attenders!). I don't recall any parsnips, so maybe Harvest Moon Pan is right about them...

HarvestMoonPan · 07/09/2006 23:29

Nooka. Thank you.

HarvestMoonPan · 07/09/2006 23:30

or, another idea...

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:30

reminds me of when i worked on gynae, the tales i was told of women who came in with "items" stuck inside them

nooka · 07/09/2006 23:31

Hmm - perhaps that wasn't very well phrased! I was trying to be careful for those of a more prudish disposition What I meant is that there isn't much of an enema effect (I have found anyway). I think that is a bit of a myth.

bubble99 · 07/09/2006 23:32

Was one of the items Paul MacCartney, Space?

moondog · 07/09/2006 23:35

It's the 'isn't much' bit that worries me.
I have a friend who worked on A&E for years.
She had the pleasure of dealing with a gent who had accidentally sat on a pepperpot'

Humans always want to fill every nook and cranny.
You will never see a hollow treetrunk or a broken brick sans its regulation filling of chewing gum and an empty crisp packet.

SpaceCadet · 07/09/2006 23:35

pmsl bubble!
no cant say that was ever in the list of tales..vaccumn cleaner attachments etc..