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blow jobs

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dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:34

LOL NP - that would be soooo funny eh?

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:34

funny - NOT. im supposed to be hoovering the stairs

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:35

If any of you catch me hoovering naked, you'll know where I got the idea.

"Don't worry, dear, I got the idea off MN"!!

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:35

Right that's it. I can't have my mum catching me discussing BJs on MN - she thinks I'm working hard and missing the girls.
Byeeee...

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:35

Get your kit off then NP.

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:35

she would LOVE IT hd

(the fact that you were hoovering the stairs, not the naked bit)

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:37

I already hoover the stairs. If I did it naked, she'd laugh!

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 15:38

im sure she wouldn't laugh HD...that would be cruel

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:41

Obviously she'd be overcome with lust, really. LOL

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:42

be careful the hoover doesnt get in the way there, HD esp. if you have a cylinder

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:43

It's not the hoover that gets in the way..

suzywong · 30/08/2006 15:44

Have you lot got a ro om yet or are you still on the foreplay stage?

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:45

dont need a room suzy, we are using the stairs

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 15:45

foreplay....full intercourse doesn't happen till we reach post 437.

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 15:45

pmsl suzy

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:46

I'll be asleep by then.

suzywong · 30/08/2006 15:48

get your little blue diamonds at the ready HD, it looks like it's going to be a busy arvo

bundle · 30/08/2006 15:50

can't you sleep suze?

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:51

blue diamonds?

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:52

you have all these women to satisfy first, HD, before you go to sleep remember

you said so ages ago

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:52

Ok then, I'll get a cushion for my knees.

suzywong · 30/08/2006 15:53

no I can't
I've just been in the college restaurant kitchen for 8 hours work and I BUZZING
are you coming to my meetup Bundle?

bundle · 30/08/2006 15:54

I know that feeling I used to video crap programmes and have a g&t waiting in the fridge when I worked on late night programmes.

do remind me time/date/place again..xxx

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:56

you batteries will run out suze if you buzz all day like that

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:57

what's a blue diamond?

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