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blow jobs

279 replies

dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

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suzywong · 30/08/2006 15:57

Viagra!
Don't you read your Junk Mail HD?

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:58

I don't get junk mail, I've got a good filter. Not sure I'll need viagra, Proplus perhaps.

bundle · 30/08/2006 16:00

I have a spam manager

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 16:02

I can apparently grow enough length to fill my partner to overflowing

fairyfly · 30/08/2006 16:04

(sorry to interupt such an informative thread) FIO, can you still use Yahoo as i can log on that.

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 16:04

i can but what is your yahoo thing? i have no credit on my hpone

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 16:05

i will have to download it it will take me forever:D

Piffle · 30/08/2006 16:06

I log on innocently to tell my ante natal group that my morning sickness has all but disappeared
Then I see the words Blow Job
And as if by some unkind miracle
The sickness returned
this weeks response to a BJ request would be met with two words
the second would Off
The first is not Piss

fairyfly · 30/08/2006 16:08

Oh don't bother downloading it if you've not still got it. It was just an idea i had while having a rest from cleaning and eating hot seeds ( probably wrong thread to mention hot seeds).

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 16:10

email me you yahoo thing
fiotwo at hotmail dot com

fairyfly · 30/08/2006 16:12

it's willow6979, i didn't choose that name or set it up, i have no idea what relevance it has,

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 16:19

6979 on a blow job thread tsk

hoolagirl · 30/08/2006 16:29

Oooooh great thread, bet there will be lots of thankful guys up and down the UK tonight now we've got the idea in our heads.....

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 16:34

Only if you act on the ideas.

hoolagirl · 30/08/2006 16:38

Well there will be a lucky guy in my house tonight, saying that, he is usually lucky many nights !!

suzywong · 30/08/2006 16:39

HD is that report not due in this afteroon? Are you not busy? Should you make a quick trip to the lavs and then get on with your work, hmmmmmmmmmmm?

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 16:46

Scroll down Suzy, I have a boring job with too much internet access.

I'll pass on the trip to the loo, MN isn't a porn substitute!

MrsFio · 30/08/2006 16:53

Yaouw cud yav folled me chuffed daddy.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 16:55

Well, I have to SAY that, don't I?

suzywong · 30/08/2006 16:55

pass on the trip to the loo? I take it you have your own office then

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 16:57

Yeah, I regularly bash one out at my desk, while on the phone to customers.

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dmo · 30/08/2006 16:59

cant believe it been out all day with the children came home clicked on this thread and all you dirty people have been taking about blowjobs all day
woke my dh up last night with one and we ended up shaging

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HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 17:01

You bloody started it!

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 30/08/2006 17:17

There must be something wrong with me.... a sex thread and ive not posted anything relevent

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dmo · 30/08/2006 17:40

i know i started it HD but i've been left out i'm a childminder and had 8 boys all day no time to chat on mumsnet (boo hoo)

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