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dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/08/2006 15:03

cunnilungus should be your name hd
by the tone of your nocturnal activities anyway

Iklboo · 30/08/2006 15:04

You know, round here the older folk call a condom a "noddy"......

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/08/2006 15:05

Iklboo are you saying I am ald
the cheek of it

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 15:06

well, i'm a one man woman these days, np. cuz he's the BEST. out of all of 'em.

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:07

im a one man woman too (honest)

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:07

Phew Noddy. To be honest I thought that BJs were now provoking the same reactions as anal sex and was getting seriously worried about my level of depravity (sp).

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:08

Filth

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 15:08

ok, what do you think of the new name???

Desperatescousewife...i have emailed you hun. wondered why the lat one kept boucing

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 15:09

Aww Noddy - we know your not uptight really....your a dirty mare like the rest of us

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:10

speaking of anal sex, do men like having their bums touched ?

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/08/2006 15:11

ta fattieslapper
like the name btw

or have i just oops and need to crawl out from the hole
i just got myself in

excuse the pun

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:11

Depends what you mean, np. I like dw's nails digging in but find the old finger up the bum very uncomfortable. Now I will be shouted at!

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:13

not finger up the bum, as such, just touching around it

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/08/2006 15:13

there is no way i would shove my finger up my dh's arse
i am a nail biter after all

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 15:13

the little bit of skin between the balls and his bum (perinium...SP?) is the only place to access the male G spot from the outside.

so if your fella doesnt like a digit up the chuff you can gently rub that area of skin and it will stimulate his G spot.

very good whilst BJ'ing (or so im told)

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:13

Yeah, all that's cool.

FoghornLeghorn · 30/08/2006 15:14

DH hates it although he has never let me get that far. i try messing around sometimes, just to get my own back really as he tries to poke things in that direction. Just give him a taste of his own medicine, he soon stops.

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:14

Well NP mine does but my mum is due to arrive shortly for a cuppa and I will now have to go and clean the kitchen in order to clear my mind before I can talk to her!!
I'll check in later for more top tips!!

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:15

Look now we made it to 169!

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:15

im a short arse tho, and dh is over 6', so cant really reach. im the missionary that is.

hey ho, nothing ventured nothing gained.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:17

Try reaching his nuts when he's behind you, he'll love it.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:17

Try reaching his nuts when he's behind you, he'll love it.

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:20

Yeah but then you're supported on one arm and it gets really tired!! Walk away woman...the dishwasher is calling....

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:21

Lean on one elbow, your arm gets less tired. LOL

FoghornLeghorn · 30/08/2006 15:21

HD's got all the answers

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