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blow jobs

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dmo · 29/08/2006 20:21

me and my friend were talking the other day about blow jobs and she said her friend only gives her hubby blow jobs on his birthday and christmas (his b/day is nov)
her other friend is told by her husband to do it and swallow it!
i do it cause i like it (dont swallow)do it bout 4 times a week
what do u lot do?

OP posts:
laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:21

NP for a missionary you're a really dirty girl.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:22

I'm a dirty minded so and so, that's why.

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 15:23

also by leanig on your elbow it changes the positin of your pelvis so he is more likely to hit your G Spot.

V good advice HD

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:23

then your face is in the pillow and my enormous hooters hit the bed!!! Sorry, not a pleasant image for a Weds afternoon!

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:23

i like missionary, i like kissing A LOT

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:24

oh yes elbows all the way, like

expatinscotland · 30/08/2006 15:24

i like every position .

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:25

Are you sure you should have mentioned your massive hooters, Laundry? I'm glad you did though .

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:25

come to think of it so do i

favourite - spoons

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:25

I find it very difficult to control myself when dw is on top.

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:26

No wonder he's called HappyDaddy he's getting free sex talk instead of hoovering the stairs.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:26

How do I hoover the stairs at work?

fattieSlapper · 30/08/2006 15:27

im an old slapper hwo hasn't had any in blod ages....i'll take whatever's going right now!

like Doggy thebest though....saves me having to hold me tummy in lol

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:27

you could always hoover the stairs naked

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:27

I don't think that's a good idea, NP! LOL

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:28

They're off limits at the mo due to being occupied by 5 month old!! Now you've reminded me to express some milk so all sex thoughts have gone - magic!

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:28

LOL LaundryLady

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:29

My God man what do you work as??? Hope your internet activity is not monitored!
BTW hoovering in the buff is the way to go, especially the stairs- can lead to all sorts....

PinkTulips · 30/08/2006 15:30

always swallow but don't do very often... first was ttc so didn't want to waste the opportunity then preg and the thought of it made me ill, the bf-ing and any time we had time and energy for sex i wanted some enjoyment too.... then preg again. poor dp's been having a bad run of it

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:31

whats wrong with hoovering naked? its hot work you know

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:31

I have a boring job with lots of internet access.

If I got horny while hoovering naked, you'd all think I was weird.

nailpolish · 30/08/2006 15:32

sometimes i worry you are my dh HD

'boring job with lots of internet access'

laundrylover · 30/08/2006 15:32

You sound just like me Pink, shall we make a vow to do better??
Now your name is sounding rude!! DP will return with kids and wonder why I'm so horny.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:33

LOL, I'm sure i'm not your dh, don't worry.

HappyDaddy · 30/08/2006 15:33

Laundrylover, dp will be in for a treat then.

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