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Do men know that we Rank them?

171 replies

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 01:54

Is it just me or do we all rank our men?

E.g. cock-size, worst in bed??

OP posts:
ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:18

Offred ... I'm certainly no sheep ... personally if no one else has ever said this then I think we're on to something ... I'm certain I'm not unique ;-)

OP posts:
Owllady · 25/02/2014 17:19

Big cock
Little cock
Cardboard box

noddyholder · 25/02/2014 17:20

Grin owllady

Offred · 25/02/2014 17:20

That isn't ranking... It isn't really even comparing...

usualsuspect33 · 25/02/2014 17:20

The word 'rank' is now not making any sense.

Neither is the OP.

teaandthorazine · 25/02/2014 17:20

Look, OP. I know you find this hard to believe but no, I haven't. Ever. Honestly.

I simply don't have those sorts of conversations with my friends. We might, perhaps, talk about sex/relationships in an abstract kind of way, but about individuals and their attributes, and where they are on a 'scale' of Best or Worst, no.

And I'm sure you find that incomprehensible but, there we go. Takes all sorts, hey?

noddyholder · 25/02/2014 17:20

Some schools on half term this week

Mitchy1nge · 25/02/2014 17:21

why are you asking women what men know about how we appraise them sexually anyway, ask men if they know that you think some women do this

how can I tell you what men know?

usualsuspect33 · 25/02/2014 17:21

lol at Owllady.

Offred · 25/02/2014 17:22

Anyway, the way you are back-pedalling from ranking men in order of cock size to thinking a guy is amazing is encouraging because it seems you do at least understand why I think this kind of behaviour is wrong.

teaandthorazine · 25/02/2014 17:23

Owllady Grin

usualsuspect33 · 25/02/2014 17:23

Gimme likkle bass, make me wine up me waist
Uptown Top Ranking

Mitchy1nge · 25/02/2014 17:26

although now I am a bit tempted to do some comparative analyses of various schlongs I have enjoyed, a sort of compare and contrast series of essays

in real life none of my friends ever want to hear very much about my sexual exploits, apart from a couple of male friends

teaandthorazine · 25/02/2014 17:26

Drinking Lambrini in me khaki suit and ting...

Upnotdown · 25/02/2014 17:29

I used the word 'vulgar' as I find it very dis-tasteful. I have had many male friends and I'm happy to say I've never heard any of them ranking.

usualsuspect33 · 25/02/2014 17:32

The OP sounds like a bit of a ranker.

Dirtybadger · 25/02/2014 18:08

I'm going to create an album of consenting cocks. To dehumanise further I will donate them by number rather than name. Penis #7, 4 inches flacid, 6 inches erect, 7.5/10 closeup

CuntyBunty · 25/02/2014 18:23

I've never ranked my men, in the past, I have, however, wanked a few.

Dirtybadger · 25/02/2014 18:25

Denote not donate. Not donating any.

GuybrushThreepwoodMP · 25/02/2014 18:38

OP how old are you? Do you wish you were Carrie Bradshaw? Bless.

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 18:42

Noddyholder ... it helps me know if it's just me.

I have to say I'm not convinced ... I know many a person man or woman that has commented on size, performance as part of open discussions ... part of how we learn.

Otherwise how do you know what 'big' is when others say or ask? Or good is if not discussed??

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ACEdge · 25/02/2014 18:44

Owllady ... a pie chart and others say I'm 12 lol!

We all compare, not sure why everyone making such a song over it tbh ... and some say I'm judgemental ;-) I'm not I'm honest. I know big v small and can remember both and still no need for a pie chart, I just know

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ACEdge · 25/02/2014 18:45

CuntyBunty ...hehe!!

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ACEdge · 25/02/2014 18:47

DirtyBadger ... sadly you may find too many consenting males for that ...

Bit of fun ladies, lighten up! Guess you won't be reading the book then lol!

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BrunoBrookesDinedAlone · 25/02/2014 18:47

This thread is great.

I'm glad we have ascertained that OP doesn't so much 'rank' as spend her life flailing around blindly making random statements. 'This is a big cock ! This is a smaller cock! That wall is magnolia! I have two legs!' Etc.

Grin