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Do men know that we Rank them?

171 replies

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 01:54

Is it just me or do we all rank our men?

E.g. cock-size, worst in bed??

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Offred · 25/02/2014 17:06

Honestly I am aware some people behave/think like this. Those in the lads/girls cult usually... I avoid them like the plague tbh.

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:06

Well I can say I know who was best and worst, not all were superficial I was married to one for 10 years!

I just know who's still my No1 ... and who had the smallest. I must learn to unlearn this information to be like every other woman and pretend I don't know or banter over it just for fun with friends with our lambrini ...

Nothing judgemental here then; pot kettle some of you?? Hmm ... honesty and to extend that ... some didn't deserve a number never mind a rank!! Hehe (and no I didn't mean cock-size in this instance ... )

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AnyFuckerHQ · 25/02/2014 17:07

This is not a female poster. The phraseology is alllll twattish male through and through Grin

Mitchy1nge · 25/02/2014 17:08

is it half term again already?

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:08

Offred how have I reduced them to objects??

I simply know who was the biggest or best ... like I know who was the smallest or worst ... objectifying, really?

Real shame to have to go at this point ... really looking forward to hearing more PC responses ...

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Offred · 25/02/2014 17:08

I'm aware I'm judgemental but I don't think I behave disrespectfully towards partners (or people generally) which is what I think you are doing. If you were with one person for ten years you sex life surely must have undergone changes during that time, not sure how the ranking would apply to that.

LadyInDisguise · 25/02/2014 17:08

The problem isn't whether you 'know' it's the fact you are putting such an emphasis on it that these are the things you would be talking about with the friends. And evaluating them. Not their kindness, their compassion, if they are hard working etc

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:09

AnyFuckerHQ ... hmmm ... sorry to disappoint!!

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noddyholder · 25/02/2014 17:09

idiotic

Offred · 25/02/2014 17:09

Do you understand the word 'objectification'? It is where a person's self is not valued, rather they are valued based on superficial attributes like breast/cock size.

Mitchy1nge · 25/02/2014 17:10

if you already have friends with whom to enjoy this fascinating chat, why inflict any of it on us?

Dirtybadger · 25/02/2014 17:10

No. Not on a night out. I know who'd be bottom of the pile. I couldn't claim they've all been equal. But I don't tell people (because no one asks?) and I don't tot the figures to figure out if John or Casey should take number 17. Or whatever.

LyndaCartersBigPants · 25/02/2014 17:12

I could state although I never would as I'm not 12 as a simple fact who was the biggest/smallest, as they were notable, at the time, but to have a mental list of people in between, in size order (ranking), seems very juvenile and serves no purpose.

I can tell you who has been the most satisfying, but again, not in a list form from best to worst, simply that one person (luckily my current DP) does amazing things that nobody else has ever done.

I couldn't tell you who was the worst or anyone in between, mainly because they were different types of relationship at different points in my emotional and physical development and so are not comparable.

What may have been an ok ONS may have become something more satisfying if it had continued into a relationship, so to compare that with someone you were married to for several years is just strange.

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:12

No one asked me if I ranked their kindness or compassion ... I can tell you the worst one in bed was incredible kind. He was just rubbish in bed, sadly due to a cheating wife he just couldn't connect physically, like he hated women - it was sad and a shame. A lovely guy but shocking in bed ... I just happen to recall that as being the worst in bed

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noddyholder · 25/02/2014 17:13

You joined here just to post this drivel?

teaandthorazine · 25/02/2014 17:13

Oh yes, I quite agree OP.

Humourless bitches who don't want to reduce their relationships to a list of body parts. It's just pc gorn mad.

Hmm
ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:13

Mitchy ... you didn't have to reply ... I simply asked

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Stropzilla · 25/02/2014 17:14

Sorry, I don't judge rank exes. If they were that good, I'd still be with them, surely? The best one is the one I married! My mates don't do it either, we have more interesting things to have a laugh over than people we no longer see.

Offred · 25/02/2014 17:14

It doesn't matter what attribute you rank. It matters that you are behaving as though these people don't matter to you and valuing them exclusively on attributes you have decided are important/unimportant.

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:14

Noddy ... yes and you replied, which really helps

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noddyholder · 25/02/2014 17:15

helps what?

Offred · 25/02/2014 17:15

And treating all your relationships including one of a period of ten years as something to be laughed at for "banter".

Offred · 25/02/2014 17:16

You come across as a proper arsehole tbh! Perhaps you aren't but you do need to perhaps stop being a sheep following a crowd of arseholes who tell you this is in any way acceptable or funny!

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 17:16

teaand ... so you've NEVER said to a friend "he was amazing" or "he was shocking" the best / worst I've ever wasted my time on ...

be it kissing, sex, romance?? What never crossed your mind? You've never laughed off a shit date and said "worst ever yet he was so gorgeous or whatever?

NEVER???

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Owllady · 25/02/2014 17:18

I make a pie chart and everything, all women do Hmm