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Do men know that we Rank them?

171 replies

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 01:54

Is it just me or do we all rank our men?

E.g. cock-size, worst in bed??

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ACEdge · 25/02/2014 18:48

GuyBrush ... if I was Carrie Bradshaw, you lot just joined in!!

And you all think I judge, again pot / kettle, bless ;-)

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ACEdge · 25/02/2014 18:51

Bruno... they're not random statements more honest observations; saying what others think but clearly don't bother ...

And I heard this was an open-minded fun forum.

Alas, still not entirely alone as there are some saying they have. Interesting...

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ACEdge · 25/02/2014 18:53

teaand ... scale!!!

Now maybe there's a better word. Maybe most of you don't like the truism of the word Rank versus say scale or comparison. Hmm most helpful, thank you!

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Offred · 25/02/2014 19:05

I think you have trouble understanding what words mean!!!

LiberalLibertine · 25/02/2014 19:20

Stop winking!

And ranking.

ACEdge · 25/02/2014 19:22

Offred thank you for your thoughts, we're all entitled to an opinion or is that judgement .... hmmm

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ACEdge · 25/02/2014 19:24

Liberal ... how do I stop ranking? Maybe I have a problem ... I could go blind ;-)

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Owllady · 25/02/2014 19:36

You could try a block chart if you are offended by pie charts

Maybe even a timeline if you are interested in history

LiberalLibertine · 25/02/2014 19:37

Oh come on, everyone (all the girls) know a bar graph is the only way.

Owllady · 25/02/2014 19:38

Or spirograph if you are bored

LiberalLibertine · 25/02/2014 19:48

Grin @ OwlLady

Honestly op,I realise there are women that probably talk like this, but me and my friends really don't, I'm 40, we talk about sex in general sometimes (rarely actually) but not in those terms.

Offred · 25/02/2014 20:22

As far as I knew words just had a meaning, didn't realise you could have an opinion about what words mean! Confused

glastocat · 26/02/2014 00:16

Im howling at the Uptown Top Ranking and Big Cock little Cock, cardboard box. Grin

EBearhug · 26/02/2014 00:38

I've had some very frank and educational conversations back when I lived in a shared house and we were mostly single or not in very serious relationships not to mention drinking wine. "I had this bloke who used to do this thing..." "Have you ever had one who likes doing..."

But it was sharing experiences, never like playing Top Trumps or actually ranking anyone.

There is a little part of me which likes sorting things into order which is now wondering what categories I'd have in my pack of Top Trumps: Men cards... See, I never have ranked them, and now I'm wondering about the best way of doing it. Damn MN.

Innogen · 26/02/2014 00:43

Liberal... maybe the bar graph could be life size? 6.2 inches? yep.

Dirtybadger · 26/02/2014 01:10

I see no reason you couldn't use penises in the place of 'bars'. No reason.

RandomInternetStranger · 26/02/2014 01:26

I think I do inadvertently do this. I think when I got divorced I made a little pact with myself that my next love would have to be an improvement on my husband and that has somehow warped into some twisted competition no man has any hope of winning. much as I hate my ex no other man has ever measured up or even come close and I do find myself constantly splitting up with these guys because they're not as intelligent/responsible/fun/good looking/house trained/hard working/good in bed as my XH. I realise this smacks of me not being over him and wanting him back and that I am self sabotaging my relationships because secretly I'm not over my XH but we won't mention that. Wink

ItsAlmostPerfect · 26/02/2014 02:44

I did once mentally order the guys i'd slept with in terms of size... smallest to largest. Which didn't correlate to best in bed=biggest penis.

I think I was very bored at the time and wouldn't have shared with anyone else. Wouldn't do it again coz I can't really remember most of them now. Blush

sykadelic15 · 26/02/2014 03:14

never ranked worst in bed or genital size, but I do at least remember the biggest and smallest. Not in a "ranking" way but simply in a funny way.

Lazyjaney · 26/02/2014 07:43

"I did once mentally order the guys i'd slept with in terms of size... smallest to largest. Which didn't correlate to best in bed=biggest penis"

Ah, now there's a thing, you can't just have rankings, you have to correlate them too.....

WhitegoldWielder · 26/02/2014 09:13

People may subconsciously prioritize people for social and psychological reasons rather than rank. However we have the ability to override any prejudices particularly any that have resulted from our upbringing.

FWIW anyone who 'ranks' in the way the OP is posting possibly has narc tendencies and even maleficent traits. They're the type of person most people would do well to steer clear of if looking to form a long term relationship.

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