can you just ask someone for sex?

[secretsatan]

If you suspect that someone fancies you, how wrong is it to just ask them if they'd like some sex?

I'm not up for a relationship at all. But I'd really like some sex.

I don't think subtle is going to work. Or at least it will take too long. Or they might think I want to go out with them.

remind me how this works. It's been a while.

I think the 6.5 inches is the width of the actual uterus.

At least, judging by the hand movements when the bloke is showing on the womans body what he means, indicates that this is further up.

Use the weather and say 'my hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?'

My dh is now very much looking forward to getting home tomorrow night!

Well, it always works for me, OP. Sometimes it's just the slight raising of an eyebrow..... \ _
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sort of thing.

I can't raise my eyebrows, I can make them go down which isn't sexy, its scary

or,

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even..

Good skills Weegiemum :o

I can waggle my ears, would that do it ?

What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.

^ that is a winner

How about you simply walk over and start twerking him ?

prepare for the possibility you will be ejected from the building though...

Oh god no Pan, that looked like a pram.

Mist She must sing 'do you like the way I twerk it' at the same time

Tulips on an organ!!

yeaaah not the look needed.

That really did look like a pram.

Presumably you're not going for the "would you like to be a daddy in 9 months?" line of seduction?

Sp Your mad

I have a friend with benefits, but It's gotten more serious now though as we are trying for a baby. Strange to some but it's working for us. Until I met (insert name here) I just used to have O.N.S. There's no shame in wanting sex now and again, well in my case probably every week. xxx

Hope these suggestions have helped OP

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated

Obviously I knew you were a one SP.

lifehas... I guess you gave him the pram eyebrow. :)

SP, just out of interest, have you had much success with the opposite sex ?

'Do you like cats?'
'Yes'
'Would you like to come back to mine and eat some pussy?'

or
Do you like cats?
No
I bet you'd like my pussy.

Guaranteed success.

"I guess you gave him the pram eyebrow."

:o

What man can resist the alluring pram eyebrow?

My husband got me drunk at the weekend. Surely that's the time honoured way to do these things? Ensure you're in the same place as the object of your lust and enough booze to grease the wheels but not seize up the engine.

mist the replies are normally 'are you pissed?'