can you just ask someone for sex?

[secretsatan]

If you suspect that someone fancies you, how wrong is it to just ask them if they'd like some sex?

I'm not up for a relationship at all. But I'd really like some sex.

I don't think subtle is going to work. Or at least it will take too long. Or they might think I want to go out with them.

remind me how this works. It's been a while.

Quint that strategy is reliant on time/ place and privacy. I'm not going to get that.

Weegiemum text him at least you know he likes you.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

There's your line.

Text him weegie!

Is it not easier to engineer time and at least slight privacy, than an actual shag?

well that's it then. Thread closed.

howling @ sp

Or, along those lines

Lemme be your beavis to your buckhead.

[Grin] @ SP

Pretend you had a dream about shagging him and gauge his reaction?

get his number or facebook msg him.. fancy a fuck .. ..

Quint

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

Lick his shoulder and say "let's get these wet things off you."
Please note: a guy actually used this line on me once and I married him.

Start humming "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel".

I love that song! Well, that line - I don't know the rest!

"Coitus?"
"Don't mind if we do."

Sorted. You're making such a fuss.

"Fancy knocking genitals?"

I once told a man that I would wear him like a blanket. I was pissed.

Or you can rap:

My Regina is a self cleansing muscular tract
with over 50.000 nerve cells ready to act,
6.5 inches side to side
and with a ph value of 4.5

Wanna check it out?

I can FB message him. I thought the beaver line was a good one, then if he runs away screaming I'll pretend I was hacked and had nothing to do with it. What sane person would use that as an opener?

Pan, I like your style.

Regina :o

didnt want to show up in google for those results....

Love the rap! I may use that in the future

6.5 inches side to side? I don't think I want to boast about that.

I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock

Start humming "you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel".

I love that song! Well, that line - I don't know the rest!

These are brilliant.

makes notes

Sorry for double post.
It's a good song though :)