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Wet sex.....

161 replies

Ohbother5 · 29/08/2013 13:57

I've enquired with dr google but don't seem to come up with much (unlike in the bedroom!).

The problem we have is I get.... Over lubricated shall we say. I don't know what I can do to stop it, or at least tone it down.

DP has his own issues on and off too, obviously when I'm too wet, he isn't getting the feeling and sometimes loses his erection or has to bang away hammer and tongs.

We have a good sex life in general, but this issue means certain positions always fail.

Help!

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AlwaysOptimistic · 22/09/2013 10:49

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TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 10:50

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 10:50

Oh, and I think you mean 'elicit', mate.

PeazlyPops · 22/09/2013 10:55
Hmm
mcmooncup · 22/09/2013 10:58

I was already feeling a bit queezy this morning. I've just been tipped over the edge.

accept my unhurried fingers

O
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TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 10:58

Yoni, is that you? Grin

LittleTulip · 22/09/2013 11:03

Wow tears of joy and contentment

LOL

LittleTulip · 22/09/2013 11:03

ample vagina!!!!!

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 11:04

ample vagina

Wonder how joyful and contented she'd feel if she read that?

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 11:04

xpost tulip

SauvignonBlanche · 22/09/2013 11:07

Oh FFS!

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 11:09

In the fullness of time, orgasm inevitably follows

Sorry, that's just unspeakably funny. Not sure why.

Tabby1963 · 22/09/2013 11:12

What's my husband doing posting on mn??

picnicbasketcase · 22/09/2013 11:15

Were there pirate noises or saucepans involved though? We need to know.

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 11:19

I think your grandson was on here once posting about his sexual technics.

picnicbasketcase · 22/09/2013 11:21

Oh yeah, banging her sideways from behind in front of her whilst she was at the shops I think, wasn't it. Something geographically implausible anyway.

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 11:22

I liked him.

God loves a trier.

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 11:24

I've just reread it.

Oh, it's brilliant.

Willing thigh area

Wish I had willing thighs. All mine want to do is sit on soft things and soak up lipids :(

EyesCrossedLegsAkimbo · 22/09/2013 11:24

Hello Brian! Grin

CatAmongThePigeons · 22/09/2013 11:26

Ample vagina! Grin

ExcuseTypos · 22/09/2013 11:26

It is not unusual, at this time, for her to become slightly tearful

I don't blame her.Hmm Grin

TaudrieTattoo · 22/09/2013 11:27

Does he not realise that a vagina so tight that "penile penetration is not possible" is not a sign of intense arousal, more a sign that you are so repulsed that your fanjo is, in fact, trying to crawl back up itself?

QuintessentialShadows · 22/09/2013 11:29

Hold your horses, it is time for church...

picnicbasketcase · 22/09/2013 11:31

It is really kind that he rescued her and brought about her sexual awakening though. Like a penisy alarm clock.

MikeLitoris · 22/09/2013 11:31

Took me a whileto work out what 'digital penetration' was.

And I'm going to pretend I didn't read ample vagina. My mind is boggling at that one