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Wet sex.....

161 replies

Ohbother5 · 29/08/2013 13:57

I've enquired with dr google but don't seem to come up with much (unlike in the bedroom!).

The problem we have is I get.... Over lubricated shall we say. I don't know what I can do to stop it, or at least tone it down.

DP has his own issues on and off too, obviously when I'm too wet, he isn't getting the feeling and sometimes loses his erection or has to bang away hammer and tongs.

We have a good sex life in general, but this issue means certain positions always fail.

Help!

OP posts:
ihearsounds · 29/08/2013 22:54

Get him to play with you first to get you to orgasm. Once you have gone past the point, he has to carry on and then fuck you. By this point you should be drier.

buggerme4 · 29/08/2013 23:49

Sorry had to reregister as I couldn't sign in... so NC

He is generous in the foreplay department, which obviously makes the whole thing worse. But without foreplay he has trouble getting started.

Eg the other night he said about me going on top, we've only attempted it a few times as each time has been a failure. Anyway, last night I did, lots of kissing etc before, paid him lots of attention and by the time i'm all worked up, he's got nothing. He then focuses on me.... and he's there, I go on top, it's great for a few minutes and then I get confused as to whether its me being too wet to feel him or him not being there so to speak. Either way he'd lost it when I decided to check.

Before me he'd only had one partner and she was a virgin so yes I do wonder if I am a bit 'slack' for him? Though according to what I've read online that's not likely unless you've had multiple births and I haven't had any.

He's not small, i'd say average, though in his 20's I wouldn't have expected so many erection issues. It has been this way all along so it's not affair material or anything.

I'd say between the two of us either i'm too wet for us to enjoy sex or he has trouble gaining/maintaining an erection once a fortnight so it's not the end of the world, but it does really get me down.

I was like this with my ex who used to say he loved it, wetter the better etc. He never lost his erection when things got slippery, even when on occasion I was too wet to get much feeling myself.

It's prob just a bad sexual combo when both our problems are combined!

I will look into everything possible to sort my end out though...

usualsuspect · 29/08/2013 23:54

Have you tried plenty kitchen towel?

AmberLeaf · 29/08/2013 23:59

I think it's him not you.

I was going to say honey as an antilube too, but after your recent post, I don't think your wetness is the issue.

buggerme4 · 30/08/2013 00:07

How would the honey work? would I put it on him or on/in me?

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 00:09

You had to re-register to add to your own thread, you say ? Hmm

My opinion (assuming this is real)? Your partner has an erection problem, nothing to do with you at all.

usualsuspect · 30/08/2013 00:12

It's all very odd.

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 00:15

Honey (especially the grainy kind) is drying. Try it.

I think you will find it has no effect on your partner's erection though ...

Why am I engaging here ? Smile

buggerme4 · 30/08/2013 00:26

I did have to reregister. The email I used to sign up today is different from my usual email/mumsnet account. Now that won't work (and passwork reset sent nothing to my email) I've had to use another email account. Funnily enough I have no intention of outing myself using my normal tag! (which still works)

wrt honey... do I syringe it up or something or just the entrance? I have no idea. I'm looking for proper advice and if you think i'm a troll and don't want to tell me, can you link a page that you got the info from or something so I can read what to do?

I'm beginning to think that if anyone writes something someone else hasn't experienced they must be a troll.....

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 00:35

Just rub the honey on his nob. Kinda like using lube but not.

Secretswitch · 30/08/2013 00:47

It appears that dry sex is very desirable in sub Saharan Africa. You can goggle to read more about it if you wish.

SoleSource · 30/08/2013 00:54

Honey is drying? Things you learn here Grin

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 00:56

Erm..

try it and report back

no, don't

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 00:57

thinking about Sub Saharan Africa ....now sand

< sharp intake of breath >

you really don't want to go there

SoleSource · 30/08/2013 00:58

I'll slap a bit of Wiltshire cured ham on my fanjo, save making after sex snacks ..

EBearhug · 30/08/2013 01:01

Wouldn't grainy honey get uncomfortable?

(And as for mustard - imagine the burning!)

But it mostly sounds like it's his problem rather than yours - is there any chance you could go to a GP as a couple?

Secretswitch · 30/08/2013 01:07

One of the recommendations for dry sub Saharian sex included stuffing your vagina with animal dung, bleach, detergents, and a flour made from ground beetles. The articles I read where all directed at the pleasure males received from tight warm vagina.

Secretswitch · 30/08/2013 01:08

Oh geez..were directed..not where directed!

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 01:11

SS, it says something about you that your biggest source of disquiet about your last post was that you switched where/were Grin

Secretswitch · 30/08/2013 02:34

AF, I have been here long enough now to realise people do not take you seriously if you are not up on your spelling. Bad enough I have mental imagery of our Op rustling around her boudoir with honey, cow patties, and Dijon mustard.
Just as an aside, I always thought lots of lube made for really good sex? Like nature's astro glide?

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 02:47

That's what I thought too

I find it interesting that op has not taken up anyone who suggests it is her partner with the problem, not her

I think she would rather there was more chat about wet pussies Wink

EBearhug · 30/08/2013 03:21

I once wrote an essay on Victorian and Edwardian family planning. Apparently one form of contraceptive was crocodile dung pessaries. I did think it would be pretty effective, in an "ew, I'm not going anywhere near you with that in" sort of way.

(I do remember sitting in the library with crossed legs. Not for the squeamish or faint-hearted, that stuff.)

scaevola · 30/08/2013 03:31

I can't sleep, so I googled. "Speciality" creams are available (didn't say if they contain dung or honey - a recipe that sounds like an ancient Egyptian contraceptive pessary), and a self help suggestion was the insertion of an ice cube, as it makes the vagina contract (probably whilst you wince).

More sensibly, if really troubled, go and see GP. There can be underlying hormone issues.

scaevola · 30/08/2013 03:32

x-post on the contraceptive dung pessaries! (Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd have cause to type).

NotDead · 30/08/2013 04:42

I only have two suggestions that I know work

  1. get your man used to very delicare stimulation. . light touches of penis, lighter licking etc. get him to do same with erection and ideally no hard grip masturbating at all. Only takes about four weeks to have the effect of making erections last longer in a wetter vagina
  2. try some vaginal tightening stuff..love eggs or whatever they are called and perhaps exercises..

As regards the loss of erection, perhaps a bit of rude talk or making looseness/wetness a 'thing' in his head might help..you should hear the filth me and partners have said at such times! ;)