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Wet sex.....

161 replies

Ohbother5 · 29/08/2013 13:57

I've enquired with dr google but don't seem to come up with much (unlike in the bedroom!).

The problem we have is I get.... Over lubricated shall we say. I don't know what I can do to stop it, or at least tone it down.

DP has his own issues on and off too, obviously when I'm too wet, he isn't getting the feeling and sometimes loses his erection or has to bang away hammer and tongs.

We have a good sex life in general, but this issue means certain positions always fail.

Help!

OP posts:
liquidstate · 30/08/2013 09:41

It does sound more like his problem than yours. It sounds like he is focusing on your failings to hide his. notdead has some good suggestions.

I sometimes need to wipe midway if we have used too much lube or if we used lube but I didn't need it. No big deal.

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 09:45

Is your partner a heavy porn user ?

TheSecondComing · 30/08/2013 10:01

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QueenQueenie · 30/08/2013 10:13

Really hope you've enjoyed this thread op. Did it live up to your expectations?
You could bump it to see if anyone else wants to share their "wet sex" anecdotes...

RowanMumsnet · 30/08/2013 10:37

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QueenQueenie · 30/08/2013 11:15

I think she's had enough fun Rowan and may not be back to this thread...

AmberLeaf · 30/08/2013 11:47

Queen you know there is a world of filth available online, Mumsnet posts are really not that titilating.

AnyFucker · 30/08/2013 11:49

There's a special little thrill for some people, though to get mummiez talking about their wet vaginaz.

DownstairsMixUp · 30/08/2013 11:52

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GrumpyKat · 30/08/2013 11:52

How odd.

lottieandmia · 30/08/2013 11:53

Every time there is a sex thread people say it's a troll - I really don't understand why. This is a genuine problem for quite a few couples.

Secretswitch · 30/08/2013 12:01

Thank you, DownstairsMixUp, I intend to spend the rest of the day trying hard to work ectroprian cervix into conversation. I think I will do at school run when I ask the other mother's their recipes for crocodile dung pessaries.

Secretswitch · 30/08/2013 12:02

Where is Op, anyway? She has received some very excellent advice here!

AmberLeaf · 30/08/2013 12:04

Me neither lottieandmia.

OP I just noticed you are TTC, is he fully on board with that?

TheSecondComing · 30/08/2013 12:34

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AmberLeaf · 30/08/2013 12:37

She has received some very excellent advice here!

Alongside the troll accusations yes...

usualsuspect · 30/08/2013 12:46

He she received a lot of tmi..

AmberLeaf · 30/08/2013 12:52

Nothing that google couldn't have thrown up.

People start tmi sex threads for jokes all the time, but when someone posts in an advice seeking way, they are doubted? thats the bit I dont quite get.

The jokey ones get loads of replies.

usualsuspect · 30/08/2013 12:58

I'm all for posters giving advice,but the oversharing is a bit much.

Maybe it's just me.

usualsuspect · 30/08/2013 12:59

Even the thread title read like a porn film title.

LoisPuddingLane · 30/08/2013 13:25

Perhaps you could swap partners with the lady whose swain has a cock the size of a coke bottle.

QueenQueenie · 30/08/2013 13:28

perhaps they know one another quite well already Lois Hmm

AmberLeaf · 30/08/2013 13:30

'Oversharing'? so is talking about sex a no no now? better let the friday night bum sex crew know.

LesserSpottedNeckSnake · 30/08/2013 13:35

I thought this was going to be about the difficulties of balancing in the shower

LillyGoLightly · 30/08/2013 13:37

OP - you may want to look up something called a 'magic stick' (its got good reviews and does seem to work) I'm not sure of where you can buy them from, but Ann Summers, and Love Honey might be worth trying, I would imagine they would stock it.

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