The Dating Thread - episode 61

[lurkinglorna]

BOOM!

@Kirsty Get in there girl!!!

Also...

Where's our girl Lorna? Does anyone know what's going on/where she is?

I was wondering where Lorna was too pashing men senseless in assorted alleys

Kirsty your posts about FoF make me go 'awww' every time I read them.

Twinny you are a bad, bad girl

My OD profile is still active. I need to turn it off, although I've paid for it so am reluctant to.

I had a chat with mermaid and we've both said its silly to stop seeing other people when we don't know what's going to happen between us, with the distance and all. We've just agreed to not tell each other about other people and if things get more serious between us then we can talk about it again.

In the meantime I just received a first message off a Hungarian girl. My profile says I don't speak Hungarian but it was obviously ignored as I got a load of indecipherable Magyar. Aha! Not indecipherable due to the wonders of modern technology, I thought. So, a quick copy and paste later I get this:

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Hey there,

Good presentation of your text!

I travel both before, between, or while continually. I recently moved back to Budapest, only God knows how long :-)

If at some point you feel like you tell us, who do not listen and belekérdezzen, and yet here I was, until you drink my wine and beer bar, right?

N.

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Modern technology is rubbish.

At least it didn't translate to 'The bastard child of Barry Cryer and Clint Eastwood' Bant

Bant that is absolutely hilarious!! Nearly wet myself laughing!!!

So are you going to reply??

Lovely Alpha has been out this afternoon and bought me some bits and pieces for our holiday - guidebook, sweets for on the plane etc. He's coming over soon to drop them off have a quick snog whilst the dc are watching telly

I am just and I think he is too from the sound of it.

I was wondering about Lorna too

Belekerdezzen, eh, Bant? You're well in there.

YO MY GIRLS!

I'll update later....

OWW you're making me have warm fuzzies

Woo!

Lorna! Yeah! We're waiting girl. What's that filthy phrase? Oh, I know,

'give him one for me!'

Hello everyone :)

XH left on a bus at 2:30. The world instantly became a much better place. I thought we would have to drive him
Somewhere so him working out what bus to get was a v good thing.

Swam in the (north) sea with DS. Was v good :) as was running up and down sand dunes. And just being with them :)

OWW where are you and Alpha heading off to then?

Heeeeeellpppppppp

Got a telephone chat with a man at 7! I never do this type of thing. Seriously - what will we talk about???

OWW I thought it was next year, where, when, DC, how long for? spill woman!

Pom no idea, love, I hate that kind of thing but I did talk to Hot Tub on the phone the other week (he was gently persuasive) and it was ok, just discussed general stuff, no long pauses, had a bit of a laugh. Good luck.

Think it's made worse with the fact that I'm in my pj's, no make up on, hair tied back and feel pretty ugggghhhly. Not for that sexy thing going on at all!!! Oh and I'm tiding up the kids toys!! Not great vibes from me!!!

Channel your inner sex goddess/sparkling wit

Lorna needs to spill there has obviously been action going on we need to know about.

Pom- I hate those things and usually dry up quickly- but at least as it's on the phone you don't need to shave your fanjo or bother with makeup. Unless he asks to skype :D

I jury necked a glass of wine!! Inner sex goddess and sparkling wit have vanished!!!!!!!

Sometimes I wonder why I put myself through this. Seriously why!!!!

I always think might as well meet rather than phone chat. You can't tell that much more than email/IM from the phone unless they have an either incredibly sexy or awful voice.

Wine will help with the sparkle honest :D

man from Montreal wants to skype... don't think there's any point unless he's planning on relocating. LOL

Miranda I am impressed btw that you can spend time with your xh. I don't think mine could handle spending any time with me tbh so the issue has never come up. But great for your dc to see you peacefully (?) coexisting

Pom - ask his opinion on the new doctor who and the royal baby. Should it be one and the same?

Then make it up as you go along

Thanks bant but I don't really have an opinion on either of those topics. Well the baby is cute but I'm not a doctor who person!

2nd glass of wine. House is now spotless. Wonder what other distraction stuff I can do!!!!!

Pom the 3rd glass of wine will turn you into a tittering maniac :D which may or may not be a good way to come across, you never know