Teach me how to swallow....

[deemented]

Yeah, i know

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

hahaha! what an interesting young man he sounds...well they do say the French will eat anything

lol

how interesting about the French and their sex lives

we have an "animal-like" man here

and there is a poster who describes her shagging as "reptile sex"

wtf they feedin' 'em ?

I want me some of this "animal" and "reptile" shenanigans

oh lord... haven't swallowed, or spat, for 7 years and yet I can still taste it as I read this thread.

From what I remember... swallowing is actually less repulsive than spitting. Just don't breathe while you do it or the taste is more overwhelming.

brb asking boyfriend if he's French...

Animal sex is one thing - but hell, keep the reptiles out of it!

that is no word of a lie, Vag !

vag ?

[bhmm]

I have to be honest here.....does French Canadian sex count? It's a more bastardised version of the real, French thing..... kind of like turning things up to '11'.

no, this was Parisian reptilian sex

allegedly

Reptile sex?

In what way 'reptile' sex?

Just call me The Vag. Has quite a ring to it.....I'm quite liking it!

I may sound really thick but what the fuck is reptile sex mean? never heard of that before...

Are there any oldies on this thread who rememeber the references to "reptile sex" ????

it caused much hilarity, I can tell ya

mind, the said poster ends to make people regularly go "wtf ???" but let's not go there

I might have to start a thread...

www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rt4u_woman-has-sex-with-6ft-reptile-shap_animals

OMFG err thanks for clearing that up for me lol

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! 'A Reptoid hid in my wardrobe'. Yeah right love

Kind of makes swallowing semen seem so innocent and appealing.

< strokes chin >

I wonder what reptile spunk tastes like...

Fishy, I would imagine. Sort of a male/female hybrid

Ewwwwwwww!

Gosh I feel like such a party pooper.

I can't even handle the sight of sperm when it lands on the sheets. God awful stuff. It's the way it clings determinedly to your skin when you try to wash it off Don't ever get close enough to it to smell it much less taste it.

I never say this out loud right enough, and I do love to give dh blow jobs. I'm rather partial to sticking my tongue in his rear end too, and when I think about it, surely that should be more offputting than sperm?

Christ, at 43 you'd think I'd have that sorted by now.

Right, I'm off to practice

not read all of thread but i never spit or swallow, i gag at everything due to a sensitive gag reflex but DH understands.

Vagabond Mon 24-Jan-11 22:23:16
"... A truly sensuous and sexual guy will not be repulsed by any sexual emissions IME."

Does the same apply to women? Just asking.

what you askin' John ?

come on now, spit it arrrrrrtt

< ahem >

I never spit

don't even feel the need to wipe my face.