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Teach me how to swallow....

311 replies

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:27

Yeah, i know Hmm Blush

But, i can't. And i really want to. Tried it once and it was pretty grim, though wasn't with manshape, and it's put me off completely.

I do want to do it though, and i know he'd like me to, but i know he's fine that i don't, iyswim?

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EvelynTension · 24/01/2011 16:29

Oh dear, sorry I will have to hide this!

Malkuth · 24/01/2011 16:32

Have a glass of something by the bed, let him finish, lean over and gulp it all down with a drink? Or hold your nose? Not v romantic, sorry!

Have to admit to being a practical swallower in that I only do when I can't think of where to spit!

sethstarkaddersmackerel · 24/01/2011 16:34

are you serious?

If you don't like it, don't do it!

if you don't like doing something surely no decent man would want his partner to do it. So assuming that he is a nice guy, you would have to pretend to like it. Which is not a great way to run a sexual relationship IMO. Isn't there plenty of stuff you can do that you both like?

stewmaker · 24/01/2011 16:34

bleugh! never! {shudders}

Prepare oneself with tissues and discreetly spit Wink

notskiving · 24/01/2011 16:35

' one swallow doesnt mean she loves you...'

propercrimbo · 24/01/2011 16:35

My tactic is to do it before breathing, don't think about it just swallow it like a drink, as it arrives in your mouth rather than holding it all and swallowing in one go, otherwise I gag.
God that sounds gross!! But that way you don't actually taste it as such and the texture bypasses you!
Grin

stewmaker · 24/01/2011 16:35

and if he complains, give him a kiss and let HIM swallow it Grin

rimsky · 24/01/2011 16:35

If you don't like swallowing why don't you suggest he finishes on your face, I don't know a bloke who doesn't like that one!!

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:37

Seth - he is completely fine that i don't do it, and understands my reasons. He's never ever put any pressure on me to do it at all.

It's me. I had one bad experience with someone years ago, and since then, well.. i've not been keen. But i want to learn how to, i don't want one bad experience years ago to put me of sxomething that could be mutually enjoyable, iyswim?

It's a kind of 'if i don't try it i'll never know'

I just need some pointers Blush

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ScarlettWalking · 24/01/2011 16:38

yuk haven't done this since I was 15, what's the big deal with it?

pink4ever · 24/01/2011 16:39

I have never had a problem with swallowing. however I do find it tastes different depending what dh has been eating(sorry if tmi!). Sometimes very salty,sometime not so much. Tbh would rather swallow than spit into hanky or something(yuk) or get it in my eye(ouch-it stings). But dh does sometimes like "finishing" on my breasts.

LadyBlaBlah · 24/01/2011 16:39

Ffs

Malificence · 24/01/2011 16:42

Back of the throat and swallow in time with the pulses, you don't even taste it most of the time, you don't have to hold it on your mouth or gargle with it Wink .

Rimsky , you must know some horrible blokes then, or ones who think porn sex is good sex. Hmm

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:42

Whats up, LadyBlaBlah??

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cabbageroses · 24/01/2011 16:43

It's very simple- you just swallow.

If you don't want to, then don't. If you do, then just get on with it.

notasize10yetbutoneday · 24/01/2011 16:43

I don't get why it would enhance the experience for either of you for you to swallow rather than spit. I doubt very much if 'Manshape's' ejaculatory fluids are any nicer than anyone else's.

stubbornhubby · 24/01/2011 16:43

rimsky Sad you really need to meet a better class of man

RumourOfAHurricane · 24/01/2011 16:44

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muddyangels123 · 24/01/2011 16:45

I was just about to serve dinner.
YUK YUK YUK

(I'm with stewmaker)Grin

deemented · 24/01/2011 16:45

I don't even spit, TBH. It just doesn't happen in my mouth at all.

Sorry if this subject offends, but ffs.. thread title should tell you what it's about...

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rimsky · 24/01/2011 16:46

Maybe I'm just a filth bag (or watched too much porn) but it's usually me who has suggested the face thing... But we don't want to get onto my foibles that would be a thread in itself!!

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 24/01/2011 16:46

Just...don't.

notasize10yetbutoneday · 24/01/2011 16:47

Oh right. Well if I were you, I wouldn't aim to swallow right away, I would start with spitting. Have a tissue somewhere ready (discreetly, not tied to his testicle or anyhting) and when the moment comes just spit into it afterwards.

Malificence · 24/01/2011 16:47

Of course it can enhance the experience, it's a very powerful psychological thing for a man that you are accepting his semen in that most intimate way.

McHobbes · 24/01/2011 16:48

Why do you want to?

I don't. It's minging!