Another DickFace to Add to The Pile

[PfftTheMagicDragon]

....Of men that you thought wouldnever betray you but then did it anyway!

My DH has always been loyal. To a fault. Never cheated. Was cheated on in the past by girlfriends, worshipped the ground I walked on. Good sex life, with dry patches, we had started about a year ago to spice things up, toys, bondage.

Turns out, he's been internet flirting/sexting/fucking her on MSN!!

Delightful

It started 6 days ago. I have seen his phone. And the e-mails and a picture that they exchanged.

And now I am just like all the others. I did ask him how it felt - To be just like all the other cheating dickwads that I read about on here. If it was worth it, if he was thinking about what every other weekend would feel like when he was telling her how much he likes her wet pussy.

Super.

I'm angry, can't you tell?

Careful holding hands in the playground you two. That is how babies are made dontcha know. And if nothing else you will end up with boy germs

:o

Really going to bed now. Night all.

Night Crunch :)

night, crunchy x

say night-night Barmy

it is rude to just sit and stare

Night doughnut, lovely to make your acquaintance :)

[proffers hand, somewhat trepidated...]

Night AF

Night BA

Night John boy

< smiles encouragingly >

c'mon Barmy, we don't bite

< hides kitchen knife behind back >

BA...do you still think I am trying to sabotage pfft's marriage ?

and that I get a vicarious thrill from it ?

you can tell the truth now, your nobber mate isn't here

WWIFN As far as I am aware I am the only "bloody poster " who said Well done, and that I agreed with some of the posts you don't like .

So not only do you censure certain contributors, ( "those with an agenda to disrupt " - EH? ) and literally try to hound them off the site, you take exception to others who agree with a viewpoint other than your own?
How do you know they are blokes? Why should it matter?

That's hardly balanced

Pfft I hope you are getting plenty of help from this discussion. I wish you well

GW...don't spoil it now

I am getting somewhere with Barmy.

I'll have him eating out of my hand in a minute

So shussshhh

AF - I'd rather not distract from the thread. Consider me put back in my box.

Any, I'm trying to spare you..".he" might be a GURL

BA...it was just a simple yes or no answer, which might have helped all round

but no matter

and at the moment, there is no thread

just you, me and GW (and possibly a few lurkers who are looking rather )

pfft will be back though, hopefully, and will tell us she is OK, no matter what has happened this evening

If you want me to get involved in this thread again, carry on talking about me.

& me :(

You guys have kept me amused all night, thanks for that!

Got a question for footlong...is your footlong schlong real or is it a footlong strap-on?

oops, sorry, rtd, I thought you had gone to bed

footlong, is that a threat ?

deary me

did you ever have a sense of humour, footlong, or did you bury it just for Mumsnet ?

and because the atmosphere has just turned rather dark, I shall be off

night all x

catch you later, rtd and pfft x

Night AF x

clarabella23 - My username has nothing to do with my penis. I have stated this before but people in thread just want to be purile... whilst also taking the moral high ground. An interestng mix.

footlong, is that a threat ?

Threat? If after 12 hours and many pages you and your buddies continue to be obsessed with talking about me .. I will choose to assume that you dont give a crap about Pffts request and in fact want me to come back and respond to your purile posts. If on the other hand, you stop posting about me, than I will assume that you are respecting the OP desire to not have me involved in this thread. Simple really.

This is a serious issue.... I have been dumped by a few ladies because I was to well endowed for them.. well either that or they didnt like me.. but I prefer the 'hung like a rogue bull elephant' theory far more oh really, nothing to do with the size of your penis then ??

I was very late hitting puberty, so always thought of myself as sexually under-developed. So was very nervous getting my codger out for the first time for a girl. Luckily all was well with the world and she had a massive shit eating grin on her face, which boosted my ego no end.. as it turns out prob got me a bit too excited... her grin didnt stay you little fibber, footlong

gotta love that "advanced search" facility

Absolutely nothing Fucker.

as you wish

No.. actually as I know. But as you wish.

i wll let you have the last word on the subject of your penis, footlong, it is yours after all

or should I say the last paragraphs