Another DickFace to Add to The Pile

[PfftTheMagicDragon]

....Of men that you thought wouldnever betray you but then did it anyway!

My DH has always been loyal. To a fault. Never cheated. Was cheated on in the past by girlfriends, worshipped the ground I walked on. Good sex life, with dry patches, we had started about a year ago to spice things up, toys, bondage.

Turns out, he's been internet flirting/sexting/fucking her on MSN!!

Delightful

It started 6 days ago. I have seen his phone. And the e-mails and a picture that they exchanged.

And now I am just like all the others. I did ask him how it felt - To be just like all the other cheating dickwads that I read about on here. If it was worth it, if he was thinking about what every other weekend would feel like when he was telling her how much he likes her wet pussy.

Super.

I'm angry, can't you tell?

no, tippy, he is, as we speak, laying a carpet of pinkpetals on the altar of our love

"....Of men that you thought wouldnever betray you but then did it anyway!"

uh, that's what you call "Same Sh1t, Different Day"

Time to move on anyway!

Oh good. Not run away screaming like a wee girl then? Just as you say

My SmarmyBarmyArmy isn't frightened of me. He submits very nicely and doesn't make a fuss at all about my little habits.

?? guess I'm missing something here

You're a better woman than me AF - I think I'll stick with Cystitis. I prefer a burning urethra to time spent with either of those gentlemen.

Will you be uploading the video to amateur-sluts.net?

Please tell poor naive me that there isn't a hosting site for amateur sluts? Please?

hi Aminata

this thread has evolved into a support thread for pfft, but she is busy just now so we are entertaining ourselves for a while

would you like to join us ?

you have to bring cakes though

if you can't bring cakes, bring a ridiculous sense of humour

or cash

I can't be bothered to make a cake. Except maybe that 5 minute cake-in-a-cup? I have a fantastic arse, though?

I hope not! I made it up - you'd have to ask sunny2010 about the real deal.

I'm afraid I've eaten my cake already, will a half-ripe banana do as recompense?

If you wait until Saturday there will be cake - it's the day I lock DH in the kitchen wearing nothing but an apron and I see what he comes up with. It took a few ^beatings with my larger feather duster but he's quite the dab hand with a dough blade now.

Night mousey :)

AF I demand the title of maid of honour at said nuptials. After all, I did ask him out for you. So let me know my duties and they will be performed with a kind of attitude in a half arsed manner.

aww mal, they can't help being thick

God didn't bless us all with superior intellects did he ?

crunchy...that very important role is tasked to you

Excellent. I am both touched and thrilled that with no prompting whatsoever you have chosen me to help with your special day.

Soooooo the stripper?

oh heck...we will have none of that shenanigns

who do you think I am ? Katy Fecking Perry ?

FootLongTurd will be providing the entertainment

it will have to remain a surprise until the big day though

That's fine . I was worried there'd be no visible cocks at your do, but then I remembered who you're marrying :o

Cock aplenty.

we will all be cock-a-hoop

Right I'm off to bed too.

Pfft, I really hope you're not feeling too drained and have managed to get some answers. I'll pop in after work tomorrow x

Fret not - I'm still here.

hey crunchy, are your ears burning ?

mine are, terribly

I can't think why

My ears look like this :)

So much for bed!

< jumps out of skin >

Barmy, I had no idea you might still be there !

c'mon BA, join us in our hand-holding vigil for pfft

< beckons invitingly >

I bet he has sweaty palms. Hairy, sweaty palms.