Another DickFace to Add to The Pile

[PfftTheMagicDragon]

....Of men that you thought wouldnever betray you but then did it anyway!

My DH has always been loyal. To a fault. Never cheated. Was cheated on in the past by girlfriends, worshipped the ground I walked on. Good sex life, with dry patches, we had started about a year ago to spice things up, toys, bondage.

Turns out, he's been internet flirting/sexting/fucking her on MSN!!

Delightful

It started 6 days ago. I have seen his phone. And the e-mails and a picture that they exchanged.

And now I am just like all the others. I did ask him how it felt - To be just like all the other cheating dickwads that I read about on here. If it was worth it, if he was thinking about what every other weekend would feel like when he was telling her how much he likes her wet pussy.

Super.

I'm angry, can't you tell?

YES! Just like a Twit. Exactly

Thank God BA's back - the sexual frustration in here was becoming overwhelming.

I know. Cut it with a knife and serve it in a sandwich.

I would, but I'm all full of bird pie at the moment.

:)

Doesn't stop me, Mad.

You know how in American television there's always a group of friends anxiously waiting outside the delivery room whilst a woman's giving birth? I feel a bit like that's what we're all doing here with Pfft. Like we're all hanging around being supportive amongst ourselves, hoping that everything's going okay behind the closed doors.

BA...I would like to tell you that I did not complain to MNHQ about you

I understand why others may have though

Was your latest contribution an apology, btw ? If it was, it was crap

Now, back to business

We are sweethearts now, BA, and I have expectations. First, you must meet my mother.

< that'll make him run away screaming >

I don't know, I go to work and you lot form a posse .

I like to imagine footlong as something similar to the ones we had in New York - floppy, tasteless and full of grease.

that is true, rtd

welcome, mal

are you coming to hold hands with us, too ?

Will there be.......singing?
If there's cake however, count me in.

Pfft - hope you are ok.

I'm off. Feeling sick as a dog (which is odd as I'm a Mouse ) due to mega antib's for an infected, puss filled wisdom tooth.

Anyone still hungry?

AF - play nice!

ready now...

"koom-by-yah, my Lord, koom-by-yaaahhhhh"

Pfft - just read yout thread. Sorry for you can't imagine what's it like.

Right rumours abound on MN that a wedding is being planned? Can I gatecrash as been dying to find a suitable occasion for my new hat?

yes, LA

my wedding list is at Fortnum and Mason

or cash, in denominations of fifty, will be accepted

I have no money but would like to sing "The Greatest Love of All" at the service as my contribution.

that will be acceptable, tippy

I can assure you it won't be. I don't know the words or the tune and I am not blessed with much of a voice. Still, it'll reflect your love and that's the main thing.

surely

I will send cake.

It won't one of those mundane heteronormative ceremonies will it?

He's got to be in Leather chaps and wearing a ballgag at the very least.

vom malificence. Just vom.

I try.

oh, no mousey, hope you feel better soon x

mal...we shall be introducing a 3rd party to our union, the one with the 12" protuberance on his head

Barmy insisted, I was a bit reluctant, but I can see the upsides now

Hate to mention it but I think Barmy has scarpered.