Another DickFace to Add to The Pile

[PfftTheMagicDragon]

....Of men that you thought wouldnever betray you but then did it anyway!

My DH has always been loyal. To a fault. Never cheated. Was cheated on in the past by girlfriends, worshipped the ground I walked on. Good sex life, with dry patches, we had started about a year ago to spice things up, toys, bondage.

Turns out, he's been internet flirting/sexting/fucking her on MSN!!

Delightful

It started 6 days ago. I have seen his phone. And the e-mails and a picture that they exchanged.

And now I am just like all the others. I did ask him how it felt - To be just like all the other cheating dickwads that I read about on here. If it was worth it, if he was thinking about what every other weekend would feel like when he was telling her how much he likes her wet pussy.

Super.

I'm angry, can't you tell?

Tippy, over here

But the real question, Pfft, is can you rival a 12" dick?

I thought he was a 12" dick. Did I get that wrong?
RTD, affections transferred

pfft, rooting for you tonight, really hope you get the answers you need.

Now girls, can I just say, am all lovelorn here, my dh is wonderful, honest, charming, hardworking and generous. But I don't think he is a footlong. Am I deluding myself. Should I ask some real men for advice, they are so helpful over here?

Tippy

I'd imagine more of a 5' dick. You know, the kind of angry little man who nips at your ankles when you don't want to sleep with him just because he bought you a drink. Without you wanting him to. & yay!

Well, I don't think any of you stand a chance with Barmy - he's obviously very much in demand in RL, and with cleveerr women too

the 12" protuberance is on his forehead, unfortunately

< jumps up and down madly >

I am a University graduate ! Well, it was a polytechnic when I graduated in 1987 !!! Barmy likes clever women, he should like me, no question !! We are already soulmates, anyway

< gazes wistfully into the middle distance and twirls hair >

Hey, AF. I wasn't even born then.

Should make a 69 interesting AF

Mouseface! How disgusting

rtd, I should have expected that from you

go to your room !!!!

:(

Ick. And Yuck.

RTD, really? You've made me sad too now

mf....interesting vision you have planted in my mind there

< bleaches visual cortex >

Really. I was born in 1988 - I'm 22 a week on Saturday.

awww, just a baby x

1988. While I was kissing the face away on my Smash Hits Jason Donovan poster, you were coming into the world. You shouldn't be making me feel old at 31, stop it. Tell me you have gout or a hairy chin or something.

I feel old now.................................................................

But not as old as AF

< hollow laugh >

Haha, like the Lady Gaga lyric: 'She's not broken, she's just a baby' :)

Evening Ladies - have been out at meetings all day and must apologise for my tardiness in re-joining this thread.

But, I must confess to receiving an email from MNHQ, giving what I can only term a "ticking off", following complaints from people on here.

So I'd better be good and play nicely from now on

I have terrible gout. Terrible. & a full beard, which contains lots of bits of old food.

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