Another DickFace to Add to The Pile

[PfftTheMagicDragon]

....Of men that you thought wouldnever betray you but then did it anyway!

My DH has always been loyal. To a fault. Never cheated. Was cheated on in the past by girlfriends, worshipped the ground I walked on. Good sex life, with dry patches, we had started about a year ago to spice things up, toys, bondage.

Turns out, he's been internet flirting/sexting/fucking her on MSN!!

Delightful

It started 6 days ago. I have seen his phone. And the e-mails and a picture that they exchanged.

And now I am just like all the others. I did ask him how it felt - To be just like all the other cheating dickwads that I read about on here. If it was worth it, if he was thinking about what every other weekend would feel like when he was telling her how much he likes her wet pussy.

Super.

I'm angry, can't you tell?

lol @ RTD

here was me thinking footlong fancied me too

how deluded can a woman be ??????

my hopes are dashed, dashed, I tell ye

< sobs >

I agree with you all re Pfft. Sometimes on here, you read a thread and think, 'I feel like I know you and I want everything to work out for you'

I think it's a good thing that once in a while, good feelings come from these threads

I'm so glad someone else was reading it as 'Bigdick'. I didn't want to be the one so crass as to say it

Sorry, AF. If it helps restore your ego, I have a bit of a crush on you?

oh really, rtd, I reciprocate but it might be a bit weird because you are young enough to be my daughter

I nearly pissed myself the other day. There was a thread about using toilet brushes to push poo down toilets (no, am not linking...yuk) and one of the posters referred to a massive turd as a "footlong"

I so wanted to put the quote in a pm to our friend. Would it have been vair, vair cruel ???

Perhaps we should just chat here until pfft comes back

I also have a crush on AF. I've told her before, I see her as a Sadie Frost type for some reason.

Handbags at dawn for Barmy and me then. RTD, you kick Footlong in the , er footlong, and we'll run for it.

I was thinking the same things, it is an 'odd' thread, notable for the fact that only bloody men have been dissenting voices - 'tis a tribute to pfft I think that she's brought out the bes tin us all.

I would have a crush AF, but you look like a duvet hogger to me, and that's a deal breaker :o

Where did they come from though? Those weirdy men....

That's the question that sums up my life scaredofcows.

< laughs guiltily at tippy's comment then shuts up rapidly when she glares at me >

Separate single duvets, Crunch Gosh, you'd think with wisdom like that I'd still have a husband

AF, age is but a number! I properly lolled at a toilet-blocking turd being of the same name as our good friend. How poetic.

Don't worry AF. I know where they've gone and that's good enough for me .Anywhere where I am not.

Tippy

at Footlong being a turd! Oh, wait.........

Crunchy - I'm not a quilt hogger, what with being so small and all. A little bit of cotton wool in a Cook's Matches box and I'm anybody's!!

yup, I nearly kakked myself

< the pelvic floor has seen better days >

Sadly, those blokes are derailing threads all over the place and some bloody posters are encouraging them, with "Well saids" and "don't be bullied..."

I really value the regular male posters on Mumsnet, but not those with an agenda to disrupt and divert attention away from a real poster's distress.

good luck Pfft...

And that's why I'm always free with my snogs for you, mousey :o

Clearly not a quilt hogger.

I know another honest man. Mr Straight-up-right's, new bride thinks the sun shines out his a**. They had two big weddings. One on each side of the pond in London and Chicago. Historic fairy tale church etc. She is now pregnant and due next year. He cheated on her right up until the wedding until his 'girlfriend' discoved his dual life and dumped him. Now he is enjoying short flings.

They are only honest until they get caught. Then it will be - "it just started...first time..blah...blah...blah...". I've seen this so many times.

He works long hours and is quite the good talker - I am sure he has a least 3-4 more years before he gets caught. By which time he won't care anymore.

Enough time will have passed after the wedding for it not to seem like a failure. 4-5 years is a respectable length of time to try to stick it ot.

Now you know you can't trust him. You can't take things 'at face value'. You are in control now. Don't put your head back in the ssand.

Respect lovely, wisdom like that is precisely the reason you no longe have a husband

WWIFN... I keep arguing with them and it has to stop

< slaps self >

There are some lovely blokes on here, and these muppets give 'em a baaaad name

That's the worst thing about their comments, that they are claiming to portray the views of "men". No real man I know would do anything but run in to comfort a person in pain. They seem to revel in the fight rather than empathise with the op.

Agree with your comments YouKnowNothing. It was quite funny though when BigTurd had to give a 'matey' slap on the shoulder in commiseration for his friend who had just been put in his place by Pfft.

Awwww I fucking love you guys

Am sneaking on while getting children to bed. DD is being an uber pixie and has a million toys in her bed

AF - I'm not sure you can throw Footlong away. I mean, he's a foot long, right? I know Barmy has his charms but can he rival a 12" dick? It's true if he wrote it on here, yes?

Now now, wimmin. I have dibs on being AnyFuckers girly fling. Don't start crowding in just because I leave the room for a while

And I can't fight you Pfft cos you've been sad an' all.
Ah well, you have AF then. I shall develop a crush elsewhere