whats the kinkiest thing you do in bed...?

[grapesandmoregrapes]

Just wondering if everyones sex life has toned downa bit since having children, or do you still do naughty things in bed?

I always feel like since I have children I have to be more demure and can't really be adventurous any more, but where's the fun in that??

I take my socks off

thats more than I used to do, maybe thats why XP left me.

Well we of course have the sex swing, but because we are in the loft conversion its a bit low ,so carpet chafing is forever a problem.

The handcuffs clip nicely to the bed head, and the his and hers blow up dolls hang behind the door on a peg.

Dh's gimp mask is at the menders, several of the studs have worked loose.

So I guess we are just your average couple really

why would you feel like that ?

I don't get it

Apart from trying to keep the decibels down a bit, it's pretty much business as usual in our house, tbh

That's what you're doing wrong, Grapes!

Can't say things have changed much here, apart from having to keep the noise down. More so now the elder 2 are 11 and 13, and very aware of Sex, and the gruesome thought that their parents have done it at least 3 times.

I'm a bit more aware of my perinium looking like a cornish pasty (midwife's words ) so I tend not to suggest doggie during daylight hours.

AnyFucker - I have no idea why I feel like that, seems to only be me though. Just feels a bit odd doing kinky things when you have kids, but if no-one else thinks the same then I will just get on with it and enjoy myself.

I presume you will be doing these "kinky things" having taken reasonable precautions not to get en flagrante

go for it

you are a mother, not a born-again nun

AF - I tried being a born-again nun.

It was big pants.

Kinky is better.

oh of course AnyFucker, I shall be very careful.

f***g sleep............

good one Queefer!!!!

Hmmm depends really it's a matter of personal opinion isn't it.

We dress up regularly as in I will wear heels, basque etc probably about once a month when we have a good night together although not right now as nothing fits . Use toys ocassionaly.

We have in the past and still do now about twice a year ahem film ourselves just for our own personal use.

Hubby has a bit of a fetish he likes to indulge in quite often but I am not saying what that is as I think most people would think WTF .

Rawife - you can't say that and then not tell us what it is!?

I think ours has become a bit more interesting. We do a fair bit of bondage, anal, toys, etc. The only issue is keeping the noise down but can get round this during the day (we work shifts) by putting on music and closing the windows!

RafWife...you cannot tease us like that !

Rafwife, you'll have to fess up or we'll all be guessing .

I'll start the ball rolling, is he a looner or a splosher?

I like a bit of spanking and roleplay, Dh indulges me, he doesn't have any specific kinks or fetishes, he likes stockings and fuck-me shoes though ( on me, not him btw) .
I'd have a go at most things, as long as it's not messy, sploshing is my idea of hell.

Lol, I clicked on this cos I'm nosey, but now all I want to know is what Mr Rafwife's fetish is

I think it is having hamsters stuffed up his arse

Nah, eels. Gotta be eels.

Rusty Trombone, Rafwife?

Nope not a splosher definately not lol!

I think the roots of this fetish as I have looked into it are linked with domination, wanting a badddd woman and fellatio I amy be wrong but I have wondered what sparked it in him.

There are some clues ! Can you tell I am bored, I am on bed rest today, this is anonymous right hahaha!

errmm, not seeing anything outta the ordinary there

you are going to have to be more specific

what the hell is sploshing?