Ok. Look away now if you consider details of an episode to be spoilers simply because you haven’t listened yet...
Dum-the-dum. Jolene was hungover after the hen party. She remembers dancing the Macarena down Felpersham high street but not much after that. Fallon and Kirsty wake up to one of Linda’s llamas in the garden and have no idea how it got there. Kirsty remembers Linda is away visiting Coriander although mysteriously she can’t remember the name of either of Robert’s daughters’ and has to be prompted by Fallon. Anyway, Linda’s absence means maybe they can smuggle the llama back.
The llama won’t move until Harrison appears and, despite being reluctant to be implicated in the theft of a llama, comes up with the groundbreaking idea of fashioning a halter to put on it. God only knows what they were doing before, tugging at its fleece perhaps. He points out that they will be spotted on their way to Linda’s.
Shula pops round to see Elizabeth and let’s herself in because Freddie gave her the key. Elizabeth is worrying about the lost licence and says vicious things have been written on Twitter already about the wedding having to provide its own alcohol at the last minute. Shula tells her Freddie will probably be home by the end of the week, after the hearing, didn’t Fallon’s dad get off? Elizabeth makes a bitter comment about Harrison “shopping him too” and is worried that it will go to the Crown Court and Freddie will get a prison sentence. Freddie is apparently ok and is helping Alistair move his stuff out today; Shula comments they are getting on because they are both feeling unloved.
Shula makes a comment about Lily helping and Elizabeth says she got really angry with her and “she’s gone”. For some reason she doesn’t mention she was angry because of finding out that Lily knew about the dealing. Lily said she was staying with her friend Meredith but Elizabeth doesn’t know where she lives and Lily won’t answer the phone. Elizabeth says maybe she has gone forever and that she can’t take any more. Dum-te-dum.