Will Lynda agree that the Grundys are fungis? And is Peggy finally realising that Helen is faaahmly? Await the Ambridge Fairy on The Archers thread.

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"Get outta my village" screams Peggy Mitchell

Pat shut the funk up.

Oh. This is entertaining.

Is it deffo a boy?

Oh right. She's not had it yet.

Stop bleating on Pat. Why don't you just write Rob a letter terminating his employment instead of all this endless hand-wringing.

Totally. The inevitability of him rolling back up to the shop expecting employment storyline is depressing.

Ursula has turned into Lady Catherine de Burgh visiting the Bennet family.

Bourgh, that should be.

Oh. It's a boy.

Bums. Was still hoping it would be a girl.

dear new editor

No more time warps

Snort. Gideon.

Gideon????

WTF! (I just shouted ...)

Boke.

Gideon??!! Wtf?

I hope she calls him something at the other end of the spectrum.
Leaf Tyrone Johnny Archer.

And Knob can legally register the birth without Helen :(

Next conflict over the naming of SOK then (predictably...)

After George Osborn.

What is the matter with Arsula's delivery. It makes listening to her very hard on the ears.

So do we think Helen is now going to spill the beans?

Ok whatever happens no judge is going to allow them to call the baby Gideon.

Can the father register the birth without the mother?

Better establish breast feeding quickly, Helen, and get that baby thriving so there's not a reason for Knob to say he needs to be with his father.

Just what I thought Abraid.